Originally posted by L. R. William Spencer: shit man my bad i mixed him up with that guy who clocked some dude from the avalanche... what was his name?
F*cking Todd Bertuzzi!!!! Thank god we got rid of him. We (Vancouver) stood by him through all that crap and he does nothing on the ice all year. He played like he was afraid to touch anyone. Good luck in Florida, chump!
ANYWAY, I think Fat Mike from NOFX needs to be taken out and shot. NOW. Also his metal counterpart Fred Durst. Don't even get me started on that asshole.
Also:
Flava Flav (present-day Flav, '89 Flav can stay) Busta Rhymes (present-day Busta, '94 Busta can stay) 50 Cent (though you might have some trouble actually killing him-- I think I heard somewhere he got shot nine times and lived...?) Ja Rule (DIIIIIE!) Chingy (who? exactly.) J-Kwon (who? exactly.) Dipset (just put them on notice-- RHYME SOME REAL WORDS, MAN!) Pharell (just kill the half of Pharell that thinks he can be a full-blown solo artist-- stay in the studio, dude)
Originally posted by Yay!: ANYWAY, I think Fat Mike from NOFX needs to be taken out and shot. NOW. Also his metal counterpart Fred Durst. Don't even get me started on that asshole.
Also:
Flava Flav (present-day Flav, '89 Flav can stay) Busta Rhymes (present-day Busta, '94 Busta can stay) 50 Cent (though you might have some trouble actually killing him-- I think I heard somewhere he got shot nine times and lived...?) Ja Rule (DIIIIIE!) Chingy (who? exactly.) J-Kwon (who? exactly.) Dipset (just put them on notice-- RHYME SOME REAL WORDS, MAN!) Pharell (just kill the half of Pharell that thinks he can be a full-blown solo artist-- stay in the studio, dude)
Why do you say that about Fat Mike? He's irritating sometimes, but I think he's funny in a smartass way. Plus, his earlier music is pretty good. It's also unfair to compare him to Fred Durst. Listen to the lyrics on NOFX's "The Decline" and you know that they cannot be likened to one another.
Originally posted by L. R. William Spencer: It's also unfair to compare him to Fred Durst. Listen to the lyrics on NOFX's "The Decline" and you know that they cannot be likened to one another.
I agree on all those rap/hiphop artists, though.
Seconded, definitely on the rappers. Kill all the white men!
Originally posted by L. R. William Spencer: It's also unfair to compare him to Fred Durst. Listen to the lyrics on NOFX's "The Decline" and you know that they cannot be likened to one another.
I agree on all those rap/hiphop artists, though.
Seconded, definitely on the rappers. Kill all the white men!
Thats a fucking hilarious song. "Eat The Meek" and "My Heart Is Yearning" are also great humor songs.
"While we are at it we must not forget to give Guy Sebastian a horrible death (the guy, scuse the pun, who won Australian Idol)."
Also, while we are on the subject of (*shudder*) <Country> Idol, I'll mention Ben Lummis and Michael Murphy, both of whom were in the first New Zealand Idol. (Benny boy won, but Michael came second). In a recent poll done by C4 here in NZ on the Worst #1s ever, Ben came first, Michael came in the top 5 and Guy Sebastian was on the list somewhere. #1? Ouch.
Posts: 82 | Location: Godzone | Registered: 11 October 2005
Originally posted by red-white mayweather: I don't care what you call it as long as Mariah Carey was sufficiently dealt with.
I won't believe she's been delt with 'til I see her plastic face melting in a microwave. The fact she's one of the most successful female recording artists of all time speaks volumes about this male dominated society's expectations towards women. It's a sad, sad world.
Sting. That whiney, weasel-faced, arrogant, satan's boaby-munching, butler-having, strangled-to-within-an-inch-of-death (please someone go that extra inch) voiced, inane songwriting-by-numbers, MOMOR, One-Legged King Pigeon-posing, twat of a wife-having, tantric bastard.
There are few people in the music world more worthy of a week in a vat of sulphuric acid.
If you think that's harsh, listen to Englishman In New York, then If You Love Somebody Set Them Free back to back. You'll come round to my way of thinking.
"I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully"
Posts: 833 | Location: Glasgow | Registered: 21 December 2006
I sure hope someone said Fred Durst, The dude from Nickelback, Mr. Munster from Staind, Kid Rock, and that Scott Stapp fellow.
Oh, and Scott Weiland... Words can't express how much i hate that man. If i hear that wanna-be-has-been-should've-never-been with his bullshit vocals just one more time, I'm climbing a clock tower, uzi in tow. Nothing irks me more than the faux-Vedder vocal approach, which is sad because Eddie Vedder was actually kind of interesting at certain points.
Chicken-Head. Bucket-head, whatever the hell this guys name is, he needs to be shot. First he needs to be unmasked, then shot. Also, everyone from Slipknot, especially the singer for showing people his actual face a few years back and revealing to the world why he actually wears that silly thing.
Ugh...
Posts: 551 | Location: California | Registered: 06 March 2008
