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I always thought the joke genre artists were Cheech & Chong, George Carlin, Richard Pryor and Rodney Dangerfield.

I tell ya, I was so crazed when I was born, my momma put a straitjacket on me instead of a diaper. Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Uh, ok, I'm a joke forum member. Smiler
 
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Curly, is that you?


"Naked Woman, Naked Man
Where did you get that nice sun tan?"
 
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Hey, that kangaroo just stole my ball!
 
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The Three Stooges: crazed, mark f, and P-Bo

Put (at least) three holes in 'em out back.


"Naked Woman, Naked Man
Where did you get that nice sun tan?"
 
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I refuse to be Joe Besser or Curly Joe. I guess that only leaves Iggy Pop.
 
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I only put the names in order that they posted crap about the Stooges. If you wanna claim it, you can have dibs on any Stooge you want.


"Naked Woman, Naked Man
Where did you get that nice sun tan?"
 
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I soitenly have dibs on Mariah Carey before yuz takes her out back and moiders her. Rrrowf! Rrrowf!
 
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That's right; you're single. I'll give her to ya. Good choice, actually!

I am not a slaveowner! This is supposed to be fun, but go ahead and tell us if I'm a sexist jerk.


"Naked Woman, Naked Man
Where did you get that nice sun tan?"
 
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I soitenly have dibs on Mariah Carey before yuz takes her out back and moiders her. Rrrowf! Rrrowf!
Can you kill someone who doesn't really exist?


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What's on my iPod? TinyMixTapes Chocolate Grinder

What's everywhere else? the FM Hole
 
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There is one movement that always makes me say "please take me out back and shoot me." That movement is the pop-punk/emo movement. And there is one band that represents the movement for me. Fall Out Boy. Ohhhhh GOD, Fall Out Boy.
 
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Ha! A co-worker asked me the other day if I liked Pennywise. I punched him in the brain stem.
 
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we could make very good friends, m.leland.

that said, as crappy as pennywise is (and they are crappy), they still cannot match the awfulness of FOB (great acronym). Sugar, We're Going Down evokes, for me, images of devils, demons, and ritual suicides.
 
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I punched him in the brain stem.


You must be a Donald Brashear fan.
 
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I have no idea who's even on the Flyers now.
 
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don't forget todd bertuzzi. he's a pretty upstanding dude.
 
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quote:
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I punched him in the brain stem.

You must be a Donald Brashear fan.
Brashear's the man.


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you know, filmore, i'm going to go ahead and disagree... he pretty much killed a guy. not so cool. hockey in general is pretty fucking diesel though.
 
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you know, filmore, i'm going to go ahead and disagree... he pretty much killed a guy. not so cool. hockey in general is pretty fucking diesel though.


I'll see your disagree and raise you one disagree. He was actually on the receiving end of the 'stick swinging' incident and Marty McSorley was the assailant. The closest Brashear ever comes to killing someone is when he drops the gloves and beats them like they owe him money.
 
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you know, filmore, i'm going to go ahead and disagree... he pretty much killed a guy. not so cool.

I'll see your disagree and raise you one disagree. He was actually on the receiving end of the 'stick swinging' incident and Marty McSorley was the assailant. The closest Brashear ever comes to killing someone is when he drops the gloves and beats them like they owe him money.
Yeah...what the hell are you talking about, Spencer?


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shit man my bad i mixed him up with that guy who clocked some dude from the avalanche... what was his name?
 
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