There are some songs that are just jaw droppingly terrible. I thought a new thread dedicated to these songs might offset all the hate in the "Please take out back now and shoot list." This one's for those who probably should be shot, but could never be because the firing squad would collapse in guffaws.

To begin, I was trolling the fork's track reviews and came upon a gem, a 1/2 star-rer. It's by some clueless 18 yr old French wannabe model called Uffie, via myspace. The track in question is called 'Pop the Glock.' She makes CSS look like God.

Prepare Yourself

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Originally posted by vitunkrapula:
There are some songs that are just jaw droppingly terrible. I thought a new thread dedicated to these songs might offset all the hate in the "Please take out back now and shoot list." This one's for those who probably should be shot, but could never be because the firing squad would collapse in guffaws.

To begin, I was trolling the fork's track reviews and came upon a gem, a 1/2 star-rer. It's by some clueless 18 yr old French wannabe model called Uffie, via myspace. The track in question is called 'Pop the Glock.' She makes CSS look like God.

Prepare Yourself

Holy S#%t that was bad! Well, I have many songs on the go in the back and shoot myself list. One of them is Ass Like That by Eminem. The other is anything by Kelly Clarkson!

Meaning any song by Kelly Clarkson

What?! Did you really need to clarify that? Who the hell would have been confused?

Valid points guys, but the one that is most hilariously bad, not only because it was so horrid, but because it was taken so seriously and it was pounded into our heads via commercials (not to mention the whole "my, how far they've fallen" factor) is "Vertigo" off of U2's horrendous newish album, How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb.

Honorable mention goes to The Strokes for "Juicebox" off of First Impressions of Earth. Was that song supposed to be a joke?

Is that the one where Bono flaunts his fluent Espanol? 'cos that was pretty funny.

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Originally posted by vitunkrapula:
What?! Did you really need to clarify that? Who the hell would have been confused?

I don't know, why do you have to me so argumentative!
I was just trying to be nice declaring that anything wasn't a song by Kelly Clarkson!

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Originally posted by vitunkrapula:
Is that the one where Bono flaunts his fluent Espanol? 'cos that was pretty funny

That would be the one! I still think it's funny!

Dear God that Uffie song is perhaps the worst song in the world. I mean... wow... I cringe to hear it. I mean did she think that by repeating the line do you tootsie roll and talking about busting her nut in that scary robotic voice that it would in any way sound appealing? And the gun effects? and the song name? WOW I mean just WOW

Everything that could possibly go wrong with a song went wrong on that one.

Annoying voice? Check.
Flabby, boring beat? Check.
Ridiculous overuse of vocoder? Check.
Vapid Lyrics? Check.
Politically incorrect lyrics? In spades.

Uffie.

I haven't laughed out loud like that because of a song in a long time. wow.

I had to do a double take when I first heard Weezer's "Beverly Hills". I could barely believe that it was a real song. Unbelievable that it was actually a "hit" too.

My Humps. I mean COME ON.
(And the back story behind that songs popularity is even funnier: it wasn't even supposed to be a single. The American people loved it so much that it became one. God help us all.)

Beverly Hills was a catastrophe. I lost all remaining respect for Weezer when I heard that one.

My Humps actually makes me upset. It is sooo wrong. "Whatcha gonna do with all them breasts all them breats inside your shirt".....Honestly, that is a popular song? It is very irresponsible. 10-year-old-girls are dancing in their room singing that line, amongst the other bad lines. That song is so wrong for so many reasons. What's really terrible is that the Black Eyed Peas try to come across as socially responsible. Not even close. I hate that song so much. Just plain wrong.

BEP's get another worst with that song that rips off the Dick Dale track from pulp fiction. Can we give BEP's worst artist ever. Fergie is just plain terrible and so ugly.

Okay, I need to go calm down....

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Originally posted by Musicalifragilistic:
Can we give BEP's worst artist ever. Fergie is just plain terrible and so ugly.

Definately. Oh and about Fergie you forgot to mention, not house broken. That's right she wet herself at a performance.Here's proof

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Originally posted by brighteyes215:
it wasn't even supposed to be a single. The American people loved it so much that it became one. God help us all.)

Yeah, you can blame the Black Eyed Peas for recording it, but I never would've heard it without the terrible taste of the public. Just one example of how other people's atrocious taste can ruin your day...

My god, that's a terrible song.

Yeah, nominate them for worst artist ever! I don't know if they'd win, (what with facing Creed and Styx), but gosh, as far as the band that I personally hate the most? Yes, it would be them.

that "humps" song is truly awful. Not to mention that it rips of "stiletto (pumps)" by the crime mob and "my neck, my back" by Khia. Actually, everything the BEP does is really shit.

I too think that kelly clarkson is overrated. I don't understand why the hipsters cream their pants when they hear "since you've been gone". I mean no one gave a fuck about alanis morisette, and kelly clarkson isn't that much better.

Recently everything timabaland has done have been buggin the shit out of me. "promiscuous girl" by nelly furtado is a hilariously bad duet, it kind of reminds me of the song paula abdul did with that cat. And that new justin timberlake song is very meh..

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And that new justin timberlake song is very meh..

Just a clarification: this thread is not for the meh. It is for the YIKES! I-feel-embarrassed-for-that-person kind of music.

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Originally posted by subrock:
it kind of reminds me of the song paula abdul did with that cat.

Haha Paula Abdul and MC Scat Kat, haha what the fuck was that?