Originally posted by devinsh: 4 years ago, I was really was noob in gaming but now you and anyone else who thinks they can tell me to quit gaming can kiss my *** Colossi Hitman. Over the past 4 years I've played and beaten on either the highest or second highest difficulty level on my first run through: Half-Life 2 on hard difficulty level, Halo 2 on Heroic dicciculty and 3 on legendary difficulty, Splinter Cell Chaos Theory on highest difficulty level with 100% completion in every level except for level 9 with 97% completion, Oddworld Stranger's Wrath with all bosses captured alive except for last few which can't be because story line has changed, Resident Evil 4, Daxter, Ratchet and Clank Size Matters, Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, Syphon Filter Dark Mirror on hard difficulty level, Saints Row, Dead Rising, Hitman Blood Money with silent assassins on every single level on expert difficulty except for tutorial, Assassin's Creed, Gears of War on hardcore difficulty level, Bioshock on hard difficulty level without using the chambers, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, 120 stars in Super Mario Galaxy, Overlord, Motorstorm with gold medels on every single stage, Dirt with all single player achievements achieved on highest difficulty level, need for speed most wanted with 100% career mode complete and 50 out of 60 challenges beaten, and some other games that I can't remember. The games I'm currently working on are Tomb Raider Anniversary, Call of Duty 4 on Veteran Difficulty Level, Elder Scrolls Oblivion with Nights of Nine and Shivering Eisle expansion packs, Zack and Wiki Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Forza 2 Motorsport, Madden 08, Project Gotham Racing 4, and Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games. I have a 32 inch 720p high definition TV with the original Playstation 3 60 GB model, Wii with high definition component cabels, original XBOX 360 hard drive model, and an original PSP model. If I still sound like a noob than you are more retarded than the kids in my high school that my friends and I watched everyone pick on and laugh at Colossi Hitman.
I know it might seem early but POST OF THE YEAR
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Posts: 48 | Location: Indiana | Registered: 23 January 2007
Ummm how can you be in the proses of Veteran difficulty and not know? And before anyone says anything this ACTUALLY makes know sense because you have to successfully complete a knifing tutorial to select a difficulty.
I've actually had a problem with this achievement. A few days ago I decided to get the knife achievement, so I knifed about seven guys in a row, but I still didn't get it. Has anyone else had this problem?
Indie metal ftw
Posts: 2 | Location: Minneapolis | Registered: 13 January 2008
CallOFDutyFan99 you sound like a Prick that i would love to kill in a cage match or a clan battle. You talk a lot of shit to devinsh but are you any good?
Posts: 75 | Location: DoNotTryUs.com/Forum | Registered: 07 January 2008
To be honest, it was a little ridiculous that Devinish didn't know how to use a knife. I mean, there's a fucking tutorial about it right when you start the game. And the fact that he listed all of his video game qualifications when the slightest insult surfaced indicates that he's somewhat of an arrogant jerk. So yeah pretty much any criticisms of Devinish are justified.
Indie metal ftw
Posts: 2 | Location: Minneapolis | Registered: 13 January 2008
Heh, it is pretty funny you didn't know how to use the knife. But still, first playthrough on Veteran after only a few months into gaming is pretty good. Yeah, just click the right stick. And as for that achievement, ***SPOILERS*** knife the 3 dazed guys coming out of the wreckage during that one scripted bombing on that one British level. Just sprint up to them and knife them before they sober up.
Originally posted by devinsh: 4 years ago, I was really was noob in gaming but now you and anyone else who thinks they can tell me to quit gaming can kiss my *** Colossi Hitman. Over the past 4 years I've played and beaten on either the highest or second highest difficulty level on my first run through: Half-Life 2 on hard difficulty level, Halo 2 on Heroic dicciculty and 3 on legendary difficulty, Splinter Cell Chaos Theory on highest difficulty level with 100% completion in every level except for level 9 with 97% completion, Oddworld Stranger's Wrath with all bosses captured alive except for last few which can't be because story line has changed, Resident Evil 4, Daxter, Ratchet and Clank Size Matters, Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, Syphon Filter Dark Mirror on hard difficulty level, Saints Row, Dead Rising, Hitman Blood Money with silent assassins on every single level on expert difficulty except for tutorial, Assassin's Creed, Gears of War on hardcore difficulty level, Bioshock on hard difficulty level without using the chambers, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, 120 stars in Super Mario Galaxy, Overlord, Motorstorm with gold medels on every single stage, Dirt with all single player achievements achieved on highest difficulty level, need for speed most wanted with 100% career mode complete and 50 out of 60 challenges beaten, and some other games that I can't remember. The games I'm currently working on are Tomb Raider Anniversary, Call of Duty 4 on Veteran Difficulty Level, Elder Scrolls Oblivion with Nights of Nine and Shivering Eisle expansion packs, Zack and Wiki Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Forza 2 Motorsport, Madden 08, Project Gotham Racing 4, and Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games. I have a 32 inch 720p high definition TV with the original Playstation 3 60 GB model, Wii with high definition component cabels, original XBOX 360 hard drive model, and an original PSP model. If I still sound like a noob than you are more retarded than the kids in my high school that my friends and I watched everyone pick on and laugh at Colossi Hitman.
I had to join these forums simply to say this is the funniest post I have ever seen anywhere. Hands down. As far as the knife goes, I almost can't believe he asked that question. Wow.
Beside 'noob' in the dictionary, there is now a picture of devinsh. And a quotation of his hilarious "I FINISHZ ALL DESE GAMEZ ON TEH HARD MODE AND MY MUMMY DIDNT EVEN HELP" rant.
--- Sometimes fake fights turn out bad, sometimes actresses get slapped.
Posts: 372 | Location: Map Ref. 41° N 93° W | Registered: 19 August 2007
Originally posted by devinsh: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PMSING ABOUT THE GODDAMN KNIFE! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! I NEVER KNEW SO MANY 5TH AND 6TH GRADE GIRLS GOING THROUGH THEIR FIRST PERIOD PLAYED CALL OF DUTY 4! GET A FUCKING LIFE NERDS AND FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO ON YOUR SPARE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet the picture youandwhosearmy is really talking about is his baby picture with his dad's dick up his ass that hellblazer has already wacked off to.
This may be my new favorite quote. The first part is even funnier having read his rant.
CLOWN! Still a noob in my book!
