Currently in the music section (End of year discussion), people are mentioning great lines from Great TV Shows. So how about a link for great lines from Great TV Shows.

The Simpsons:
Homer comes home drunk and Marge is furions. Homer says "That's O.K. Marge, I'll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight."

Others....

Arrested Development (may not be word for word).

G.O.B. : I'm going to throw a protest and spectacular. I'm going to throw the greatest protestacular.

Tobias (who may be gay): Gob, I would so like to be in your prostatetacular.

When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
-Dwight, The Office (US)

I remember that one. Classic.

Futurama

Fry:"I've never seen a super nova blow up, but if it is anything like my old Chevy Nova it will light up the night sky."

From the old version of the twilight zone. " There's a sign post ahead. Your next stop The Twilight Zone"

Here's one from Hawaii five o " Book em Danno"

martian leader.

Californication:

Hank "I think I see a cab with my name on it"

Bill "Don't be ridiculous Hank you can come with us"

Hank "I didn't actually see a cab with my name on it Bill its just a figure of speech"

Also

"Apathy kills Hank"
"I don't care"

"Did I do that?" Steve Erkel

oh wait nevermind...thats annoying, not great. I get confused easily.

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Great lines from TV Shows

One Tree Hill quote in this collection. Even if you aren't a fan, you will find these quotes touching.

Anna
Don't be too fat, or too thin, or too dark, or too light; don't be too sexual, or too chaste, or too smart, or too dumb. Be yourself. But make sure you fit in.

Cooper
Listen to me, no matter what happened on that bridge, it was still my fault.