Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Grandpa(Abe), and Mona Simpson
Herb Powell
Grandpa's brother Cyrus
Homer's Las Vegas wife
Santa's Little Helper's cousin's family(from the save the manatees episode)
Patty, Selma, Grandma Bouvier, and Patty's Chinese child
Bart's evil twin Hugo
Marge's Mom and Dad(who appeared in the flashback episode of Marge going to the prom with Artie Ziff)
Technically, Apu was "married" to Marge when he was trying to get out of his arranged marriage

I know there were more, but the only members of Mensa I can remember were Lisa, Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Professor Frink, and Stephen Hawking.

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Originally posted by IanH:
Technically, Apu was "married" to Marge when he was trying to get out of his arranged marriage

Technically, no, they were NEVER married! It was only a lie to Apu's mother, nothing more. They didn't have a ceremony or even a marriage certificate.

Here's some questions for ya:

1.What was Smithers' father's name?
2.How did he die?
3.What did Burns tell Smithers about how his father died?
4.In 'Treehouse of Horror XI' Homer dies choking on food & must do a single good deed to get into heaven. What was the food that killed him?
5.What is Carl's last name?
6.What are the names of the 7 Duffs?
7.How did Mona Simpson (Homer's mother) help Chief Wiggum get into the police academy?
8.Homer bought a small lobster in order to fatten it up, but ended up keeping it as a pet. What did he name it?
9.What happened to it?
10.What is the name of the tallest mountain in Springfield?

Back to the chat!!

1. Smithers' father's name was Waylon Sr. I believe.
5. Karlson(or Carlson)
9. He accidentally put it in a bathtub of hot water and cooked it.
10. Mt. Springfield

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Originally posted by Monkey_Boy:

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Originally posted by IanH:
Technically, Apu was "married" to Marge when he was trying to get out of his arranged marriage

Technically, no, they were NEVER married! It was only a lie to Apu's mother, nothing more. They didn't have a ceremony or even a marriage certificate.

Here's some questions for ya:

1.What was Smithers' father's name?
2.How did he die?
3.What did Burns tell Smithers about how his father died?
4.In 'Treehouse of Horror XI' Homer dies choking on food & must do a single good deed to get into heaven. What was the food that killed him?
5.What is Carl's last name?
6.What are the names of the 7 Duffs?
7.How did Mona Simpson (Homer's mother) help Chief Wiggum get into the police academy?
8.Homer bought a small lobster in order to fatten it up, but ended up keeping it as a pet. What did he name it?
9.What happened to it?
10.What is the name of the tallest mountain in Springfield?

4. Broccoli
5. Carlson
7. The toxic gas released from Burns' chemical lab cleared his asthma
8. Pinchy
9. It got accidentally cooked in the bathtub
10. I can't remember for sure. Murderhorn maybe? That sounds right.

oops, sorry about the race condition Ian.

Very good, guys ! So far, you've got:
1.Waylon Simithers Sr.
4.Broccoli
5.Carlson
7.Not really the toxic gas, but the antibiotics they released.
8.Pinchy
9.Cooked him in his bathwater
10.The Murderhorn

That leaves 2, 3, & 6! Yes, I know 6 is gonna be a toughie, but if you know Smithers' father's name, you should be able to answer 2 & 3. They were all revealed in the same episode!

i know 3. burns told smithers his father was attacked by a bunch of murderous women in the amazon.
6. surly, sleazy, remoursful, tipsy

oh, wait a minute, i remember the episode about Smithers' father. He was the dead guys that made Homer go crazy. He died at the power plant, I think during a meltdown.

Very good, Kyla & Major! However, Smithers Sr. died saving the plant from a meltdown, but that's close enough . Can anyone name the final 3 Duffs?

oh well monkey boy, looks like you should put us out of our misery..

Well, the final 3 Duffs are:
Edgy
Dizzy
Queasy

Anyone else got any questions?

....tumbleweeds roll by....."chirp, chirp'......

Here's a few more.

1. In the episode where Homer was retelling the story of Lisa getting her first saxophone, what 2 words did baby Lisa spell out with blocks when Homer and Marge weren't able to afford the private school?
2. In the episode where the lemon tree was stolen, what did Flanders yell out after they'd broken through the wire fence in the impound lot?
3. What was Mr. Burns' bear named?
4. Which of these townspeople has NOT held a position of authority in an episode as far as education goes?

Jasper
Professor Frink
Flanders
Homer
Moe

5. Name at least 5 states that the Simpsons have visited at least once.
6. In the episode where Lisa's babysitting Bart and Maggie, how does Lisa transport Maggie while she's trying to get Bart to the hospital?
7. Where did Krusty's monkey supposedly come from?
8. How many different sideshow characters has Krusty had?
9. In the episode where Homer first found out his mom was alive, who was buried in the grave that he thought she was in?
10. What name did Bart put on his credit card in order to buy Lassie?

I'll go ahead & spear the ones I know...

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Originally posted by IanH:
Here's a few more.

1. In the episode where Homer was retelling the story of Lisa getting her first saxophone, what 2 words did baby Lisa spell out with blocks when Homer and Marge weren't able to afford the private school?

STAR, & when she knocks them over, RATS

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2. In the episode where the lemon tree was stolen, what did Flanders yell out after they'd broken through the wire fence in the impound lot?

"Yes, eat all of our shirts!"

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3. What was Mr. Burns' bear named?

Bobo

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4. Which of these townspeople has NOT held a position of authority in an episode as far as education goes?

Jasper
Professor Frink
Flanders
Homer
Moe

Well, Jasper "taught" Lisa's class until he caught his beard in the pencil sharpener. Prof. Frink taught Kindergarten. Flanders was the principal. Moe tried to teach Bart's class before he ran out of the room crying. Sooo, I guess that leaves Homer, except Homer has taught adult education classes. Remember 'Secrets of a Successful Marriage'? Or did you just mean Springfield Elementary School?

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5. Name at least 5 states that the Simpsons have visited at least once.

New York (The City of New York VS Homer Simpson), Florida (Kill the Alligator & Run), Louisiana (The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Chief Wiggum, P.I. Wait...does that count?), Michigan (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?), & Missouri (The Old Man & the Key)

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6. In the episode where Lisa's babysitting Bart and Maggie, how does Lisa transport Maggie while she's trying to get Bart to the hospital?

Inside of a dog carrier in the Yard King wheel barrow with Bart. It's a quality barrow.

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7. Where did Krusty's monkey supposedly come from?

I just watched this episode the other day & I don't friggin' remember!

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8. How many different sideshow characters has Krusty had?

Let's see, there is... Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Tina Ballerina, Corporal Punishment, Sideshow Rahim, Sideshow Luke Perry, Ms. No Means No, ummm...7?

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9. In the episode where Homer first found out his mom was alive, who was buried in the grave that he thought she was in?

"Walt-freakin-Whitman! Leaves of Grass my @ss!"

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10. What name did Bart put on his credit card in order to buy Lassie?

Santa's Little Helper was the name he wrote, but the name on the card was Santos L. Halper.

WOW. I nearly answered all of them & right off the top o' me head ! I gotta get a life .

*bows to monkey boy's superior simpsons knowledge*

nice work

we are in the presence of Simpsons gods. I bow toward the nearest nuclear power plant that also has a brewery and a donut shop nearby.

Hrrrmmm.

I'd say more, but I'm too busy genuflecting next to Kyla and rockthief.

Monkey has evolved into a walkin', talkin' Simpsons encyclopedia.

Who says evolutionary theory has no evidence!

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Originally posted by Ishmaels coffin:
Monkey has evolved into a walkin', talkin' Simpsons encyclopedia.

Who says evolutionary theory has no evidence!

Haha. Oh how I miss the Evolution and Religion threads.