Originally posted by Monkey_Boy:
I
just got a canary and my son broke the latch on the door of its friggin' cage!

After realizing that this problem couldn't be solved with a twist-tie (it's a crazy "draft-free" cage), I remembered "Deep Space Homer". I searched around the house and suddenly stumbled upon...
AN INANIMATE CARBON ROD!!!!!!! 
I managed to wedge it into the door so the canary
wouldn't burn up on re-entry would be safely contained. Yes, sir! That rod truly deserves all of the praise this show has bestowed upon it. It has
definetly won the "Worker of the Week" award for
this week!