Brockway is the other town.

Hasn't fulfilled: owning the Dallas Cowboys("Awww, the Denver Broncos? They suck!")

Has fulfilled:
Eat the world's largest sandwich.
Run out onto the field during a baseball game.
Be a monorail conductor.

And whatever the episode the largest sandwich lifelong dream was in. I can't place the context for the life of me.

Ok, here's the next question...
In Homer vs. New York, while waiting by his car for the officer, what beverage does he drink, and what beverage does he drink that instead of?

This is an in-joke between me & a buddy of mine. Homer has the choice between Mountain Dew & Crab Juice &, after making awful sounds of disgust, he chooses Crab Juice ! My friend LOVES Mountain Dew & I hate it, so everytime I see him with a can of it, I say, "Oh, yuck! I'll take a Crab Juice!"

How much does Homer weigh?

Well, I know he was gunning for 300, and he barely reached it, only to realize he was caught on the towel rack. His final weight was either 315 or 316.

Now, his original weight...
he was gaining 60 pounds, right?
Marge(after homer climbs in bed, causing her to flop on top of him): "Have you been putting on some extra weight lately?"
Homer: "Well, I was going to surprise you, but what the hell... I'm gaining 60 pounds so I can go on disability"

I'm going to go with 240... although I acknowledge it might be 60 and change(or maybe even 50 and change)

Here's an easy one:
What law was discovered at the same time the prohibition law was discovered?
And even easier:
What was the punishment for violating prohibition?

You were off by one pound, 239 lbs. It's easy for me to remember because of his little rhyme, "I'm 239 & I'm feelin' fine!"

The law that was discovered was that ducks had to where long pants, at least I think it was ducks. The punishment, the catapult!

What is Jebidiah Springfield's REAL name & "occupation"?

Well, I actually always thought it was something like Hans Strumfeld, but I just asked a friend for the spelling, and he noted it was "Sprungfeld". Interesting. I never knew that.

and yeah, he was a pirate.

I got most of it right.

Hrmmm, lets see...

What dog won Santa's Little Helper's last race?

That would be Whirlwind, by a country mile ! Try this one on for size:

I'm not sure what season this is in, so I don't know if you've seen this episode, but just in case: There is actually a REAL explanation that was given for why Homer is as stupid as he is. What is it? HINT: It was something he did as a child.

By the way, I am now a Jedi. You may call me, Master Jedi Monkey_Boy .

Well, Master Jedi Monkey_Boy, he definitely got a crayon stuck up his nose.

From the same epidsode...

What did he say to finally convince Moe the surgeon that he was stupid again?

Dag-nab-it! You flippin' stumped me! I remember the note to Lisa, but I'm drawing a blank on his words to Moe! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i just had to join in


extended warranty! how can i lose!

Well, Kyla, the unfortunate consequence of your answering the question right is that you now must come up with a new one. Sorry, I didn't write the rules, but I'm sure it won't be good for your karma if you disobey them.

ahh i forgot about that..

mmm.. what is the name of the music shop next to moe's? where homer gets the reed for lisa's saxophone.

DOH!

I think I remember the name of the air conditioner store across the street ("It Blows" I believe)

I'm drawing a blank on the music store though.

Hey!!!! Nobody told me the game was still going on! It's King Toot's Music Store! That was too easy !!!

Job-wise, what is Carl to Homer?

I'm not entirely certain... is that ever made clear? I mean, obviously they're coworkers. I know that Carl has a Masters and Homer clearly doesn't. Since you're asking the question, I'm going to go with supervisor or boss, but really that's nothing more than an educated guess.

How's the weather in Brisbane, Kyla?

At one point Homer gets cocky with Lenny & Carl in 'Blood Money' & says, "That's why you losers are stuck in this lousy, dead end job!" After which Carl says, "Hey, Homer, I am your supervisor, you know." To which Homer replies, "Sorry, sir." So, you got it.

Yeah, I vaguely remember that. Heh, I guess that counts as getting it right. So alright, here goes:

In the video shown to Lisa's class, what is the name of the place that the cows graduate from when they get slaughtered?

Bovine University

In the same video, what eats gorillas?

Ah, monkey jedi, this might be my favorite video the kids ever watched. I would be sorely disappointed if it wasn't a shark(the gorilla is reaching out for bananas and the shark takes him down).

Fill in the blanks:

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self help videos as ______ and ______."

I apologize if the self help video line was used more than once. It was the episode where Bart stole the video game.

"Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid."

Score! Two added faces in the Simpsons game(well, one new one and the all important founder returned from a sabbatical).

And yep, you got it right, but you already knew that.

Your turn, splash

Just in case people other than the four of use are reading this thread, here's the clip of the video that MB and I referenced. It never ceases to crack me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua129pv-eKE