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Homer: H-e-ll-o, My name is Mr. Burns. I bel-ie-ve you have a pacckage for me.
Clerk: Alright Mr. Burns. whats your first name?
Homer: I don't know.
(outside) Great plan Bart!


C'mon, spread a bit of that Simpsons magic.

"You're gay for moleman" - Bart
"No, you're gay for moleman!" - Lisa
" *sigh* Noone's gay for moleman" - Moleman

How about when Homer was calling Mr. Burn's mother:

Homer - "Hello Mrs. Burns, this is Mr. Burns"

Anonymous voice: Ah, the taxes! The thing with the fingers means taxes.

Seymour: I've always admired your tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends.

Most WTF moment -
(Seymour, Edna, and Agnes in the future)

Edna: You know Seymour, I think it's time we combine our CD collections.
Seymour: I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of commitment.
Agnes (w/ a robotic spider body): Seymour! My larva sac fell in the toilet. Go fish it out.
Seymour: Quick Edna, I'll use your purse as a scoop.


Another good one:
Otto: Whoa, what am I smoking? Oh yeah, pot.

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Barney, O'Oh my heart just stopped, oh there it goes

whilst drinking alcohol from the pipesin moes bar

"Beer, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!" Homer

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum

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Originally posted by sbarr2:
Add your favourite quote to the list.

Homer: H-e-ll-o, My name is Mr. Burns. I bel-ie-ve you have a pacckage for me.
Clerk: Alright Mr. Burns. whats your first name?
Homer: I don't know.
(outside) Great plan Bart!


C'mon, spread a bit of that Simpsons magic.

This one is funny. When I don't know something, I still sometimes say it like Homer does in this quote.

I have always liked the Halloween episode when Bart's Krusty the Klown doll gets set to "Evil" and tries to kill Homer. The doll tries to harpoon Homer in the bath tub and he jumps out of the tub and runs nude through the house passing in front of Marge and her sisters; one of the sisters turns to the other with a sick look on her face and says "there goes the last lingering shreds of my heterosexuality".

Marge: What a pleasant neighbourhood.

Lisa: Mom, these are slums, the government just paints them bright colours so the torists wouldn't be offended.

Marge: Works for me.

Bart: Yeh! Check out the rats.

Homer: oooooooo' they look like skittles

(Marge is at the Kwik-e-mart in the 1895 Challenge episode)

Apu: I can only sell you items they had in 1895. Let's see, Non-scarring toilet paper...you wish. Oreos...sorry, these were invented in 1896...

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Moe: I'm thinking about changing the signs on the bathrooms to say dukes and dames instead of the ones we got now that say stand-ups and sit-downs.

Ralph: Why does nobody like me:

(short pause)

Then Urinates himself

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman." - Willie

(at the courtroom. A lawyer whispers in Homer's ear)

Homer: On the grounds that I what? Inseminate myself?!? Dudes, I think this guy's coming on to me.

Lawyer: You, sir, are a moron.

Homer: A mormon? But I'm from Earth!

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Rev Lovejoy: i call on all decent springfieldiens to join me in a public BURNING!

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

...

Homer: No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whiz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, please pay for your services and get out and come again!

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Bart (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling bee): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

After Marge has been working hard at carpentry all day, and Homer takes all the credit.

"Marge can you rub my butt? It's sore from sitting on it all day"

Canadian Ned: "Well, circle cut my bacon. Look at all these Yankee-doodily-Dandies. Is there another Vietnam going on?"
Ned: "Hello neighbor-reeno to the North. I like the cut of your gibberish."
both: "Doodily, diddly-doodily, doodily-diddly-doodly . . ."
Canadian Ned: "You wanna puff on a reef-er-reeno? It's legal here."
Ned: (shocked) "They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go!"

Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer: "Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend."