How about: "Dude, what was I smoking?" He looks at a joint in his hand. "Oh, yeah."
"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"
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All pretty funny quotes, but my favourite has to be from the marijuana episode as well, when Homer goes clean and is about to kick Otto out of the attic where he is staying.
Otto: Remember that time you dropped your keys & I thought the phone was ringing ?
Homer: (laughs wistfully)Oh yeah...(a beat)Get out !!!
My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me. [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!
