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Jedi
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I went to open mic night at my high school a couple weeks ago, and I think I saw the worst bad eeeveeer.

what do you think?
 
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Holy shi'ite!!! That's almost as bad as The Darkness.


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yeah. i forgot to put the "n" in bandFrowner
 
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As far as I can tell they are merely totally horrible- and as such will probably give up before they annoy that many people. They got a long way to go before they are horrible and catchy like The Darkness or Kings of Leon.


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Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting this link. I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time! This totally made my day!

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quote:
Originally posted by droganzundt:
Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting this link. I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time! This totally made my day!

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hahaha. seeing them play at the school was hilarious. everyone started flipping out and throwing chairs, making fun of them. the kids' parents were there like "YES! MY KID IS DESTINED FOR A RECORD DEAL!" they just don't get it. especially since they played inbetween two awesome acts who actually are being fought over by record companies.
 
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They need to DISband soon - That was horrible.
They are definitly the worst I've ever heard,
so your topic's title is spot on. Good find!

I bet they still get chicks for that cr@p too.
Gross. :\
 
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Originally posted by OAKtwoFour:

I bet they still get chicks for that cr@p too.
Gross. :\


HAHAHA. Not at all. My dog gets more chicks than they do, they're gross.

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heres the worst bands ever:

system of a down
pantera
metallica
cradle of filth
led zeppelin
motorhead
iron maiden
death
megadeth
anthrax
slayer
 
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quote:
Originally posted by mike_k:
heres the worst bands ever:
system of a down, pantera, metallica, cradle of filth, led zeppelin, motorhead, iron maiden, death
megadeth, anthrax, slayer

Not a metal fan, I take it.


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Apparently not. It'd help if he'd actually specify why.
 
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I like Noxx. They're so bad they're good. It was funny and I laughed a lot. I've heard bands TRY and sound like this but few can actually play that badly - these guys are the real deal. They can't play for shit.

I want to see them on MTV.

I hope they don't learn to play. It would destroy the whole thing. I fell off my chair laughing.

Thanks Joji.
 
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What a horrible recording... were the microphones in the next room or something?

Yeah, pretty terrible. Reminds me of the first band I was in... back in the 9th grade (like 10 years ago). Yeah, we were about 83,924 times better than them, but it's just a ballpark figure.


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That's fucking ridiculous...lmao!
Destined for a record deal eh?
Haha
I watched this battle of the bands once and this faggot ass band tried to cover "11th Hour" by Lamb of God, the drums were the only thing you could hear. No guitar, no vocals, no bass. Just drums. And they thought they were going to make it so far.
Ain't happening.


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quote:
Originally posted by mike_k:
heres the worst bands ever:

system of a down
pantera
metallica
cradle of filth
led zeppelin
motorhead
iron maiden
death
megadeth
anthrax
slayer


That's harsh bro. Those are some good bands. Talented bands. But apparently you're not a metal fan. I understand.


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quote:
Originally posted by Danny Archer The Nutcracker:
quote:
Originally posted by mike_k:
heres the worst bands ever:

system of a down
pantera
metallica
cradle of filth
led zeppelin
motorhead
iron maiden
death
megadeth
anthrax
slayer


That's harsh bro. Those are some good bands. Talented bands. But apparently you're not a metal fan. I understand.


Don't feed the troll.
 
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lol wats up wit their beat
 
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