Top 5 songs with the lyric “splinter” or “splinters”
1) “Loser” – Beck –
Mellow Gold “and my time is a piece of wax, fallin' on a termite… who's chokin' on the splinters”
It’s inexplicable really, in a song filled with so many wonderfully memorable random free-style lines, how the above part has become one of my favorite “lyrics” from any song. I don’t know what it means but I have this mystical conviction that the line has a hidden and indecipherable genius to it. Trying to imagine time, not just any time but Beck’s time, as a piece of wax is difficult enough, but interpreting the nonexistent metaphorical significance of it falling on a termite that apparently is working itself to death is just a total mind fuck. It also helps that this is my favorite Beck song. Apparently the song samples a cover of the Dr. John song "I Walk on Gilded Splinters”. Soy una astilla…
2) “Title Track” – Death Cab for Cutie –
We Have the Facts and We’re Voting Yes “Talking how the group had begun to splinter/ And I could taste your lipstick on the filter”
Gibbard and Co. are the masters of pop poetry – the fitting elegance of the lyrics and Gibbard’s bittersweet vocal delivery shine through as centerpiece on almost all their songs. Unlike the above song, this track’s lyrics introduce the listener to the unfolding narrative of the results of a drama filled one-night stand/wedding crash hullabaloo. This time the “splinter” falls right before maybe my second favorite lyrical line, as the hushed dissonance of the songs spuriously shifts up in tempo and production volume. Again, it is one of my favorite Death Cab songs and I get chills every time I listen to it. This is starting to turn into a pattern.
3) “Harborcoat” – R.E.M. –
Reckoning “They crowded up to Lenin with their noses worn off/ A handshake is worthy if it's all that you've got/ Metal shivs on wood push through our back/ There's a splinter in your eye and it reads react”
For whatever reason, listening to this song re-energizes me and makes me want to pump my fist in the air with a rock n’ roll “fuck yeah” cry, as if cheering on Peter Buck while he
stammers erratically around the stage. I’m not really sure how a splinter can read or what that has to do with communism, but I love this song.
4)
"Heroes in a Half Shell" – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
“Teenage mutant ninja turtles/
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens”
Seriously, you had to see this coming.
5) “Fight This Generation” – Pavement –
Wowee Zowee “look for the splinters/ you might see where they come in”
Though this isn’t exactly one of my top Pavement songs, it is a showcase of the slow rock “experimentalism” that defined this album. It starts out sounding eerily similar to “We Dance”. The resounding string part (cello?) makes it memorable, and perhaps brought me back this track enough for me to remember the “splinters” part comes in.
Alright, that’s all I can think of for songs with the word splinter(s) in the lyrics for now. I’m sure I’ve missed out on some classics but who cares. I can't believe I just spent like 2 hours writing about music that revolves around the word splinter...
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