Am I completely insane or is Brad Pitt a disgracefully bad actor? I'm dead serious. Tarantino cast him, I know, and he certainly knows movies better than I do. But he's like would-fail-high-school-play-audition bad. He is has-to-be-reminded-to-stop-looking-into-the-camera bad. His contrived "eccentric" mannerisms in 12 Monkeys. The absolute despair that fills my heart when I listen to him attempt an accent. And even when he doesn't - what the FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH HOW HE TALKS AM I ALONE HERE PEOPLE? HE'S GOT AN INVERTED LISP OR SOMETHING
GOD! DAMN IT!
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Jamie G, you do just exactly what the fuck it is you feel like you have to do
So, like, I've got lots of tattoos. Eighteen all told.
(hidden lesson: don't fucking get fucking tattoos. I'm not kidding)
Just in the past couple of days they have gone from something I was sure I'd never really regret to a nightmare I can't wake up from. Every awkward line, every off-size image, every dissonant juxtaposition is like a similarly-shaped scab on my fucking mind. I couldn't sleep all last night thinking about it. They're all on my arms, instead of hidden away or just one or two like on DJ Skeet-Skeet or other cool guys. And tattoo technology being what it is, I feel like I'm just stuck looking like a schmuck.
Originally posted by ElliottSnitch: Jamie G, you do just exactly what the fuck it is you feel like you have to do
So, like, I've got lots of tattoos. Eighteen all told.
(hidden lesson: don't fucking get fucking tattoos. I'm not kidding)
Just in the past couple of days they have gone from something I was sure I'd never really regret to a nightmare I can't wake up from. Every awkward line, every off-size image, every dissonant juxtaposition is like a similarly-shaped scab on my fucking mind. I couldn't sleep all last night thinking about it. They're all on my arms, instead of hidden away or just one or two like on DJ Skeet-Skeet or other cool guys. And tattoo technology being what it is, I feel like I'm just stuck looking like a schmuck.
Am I walking in on some inside joke? And who is Blackgravel? He hasn't even posted on this thread. What do tattoos have to do with the Joggers? Am I going crazy?
WHAT IS GOING ON UP IN HERR?!
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Originally posted by ElliottSnitch: Jamie G, you do just exactly what the fuck it is you feel like you have to do
So, like, I've got lots of tattoos. Eighteen all told.
(hidden lesson: don't fucking get fucking tattoos. I'm not kidding)
Just in the past couple of days they have gone from something I was sure I'd never really regret to a nightmare I can't wake up from. Every awkward line, every off-size image, every dissonant juxtaposition is like a similarly-shaped scab on my fucking mind. I couldn't sleep all last night thinking about it. They're all on my arms, instead of hidden away or just one or two like on DJ Skeet-Skeet or other cool guys. And tattoo technology being what it is, I feel like I'm just stuck looking like a schmuck.
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