Now that Rock Swings is out, the battle is on: who's the better crazy old man? The classic Anka, or the newcomer, William Shatner?

I've got no problem with Anka, but Shatner would beat him hands-down in almost any category. Anka's a better singer, but I'm far less interested in hearing Anka cover Bon Jovi and Nirvana than I am hearing Anka tell stories about hanging with Sinatra in the day.