has anyone ever beaten this game? its so friggen impossible me and my roomate played it off and on for like two years and could never beat it , why do they have to make games that are completly unenjoyable?

I've never heard of that game, but ET for the Atari 2600 was extremely unenjoyable.
2 years of playing and still not beating it - wow, that's crazy! I think I would have had to smash the game to pieces by now, I don't even think I would bother trading it in.
Kudos to you for unmatched patience!

lol to be honest me and my roomate quit a couple of times but after a while we would try it again

Martian Gothic Unification...hmmm... I must have been sleeping under a rock for all of these years, because I never heard of it. What system is it on anyway? N-Gage, perhaps? That may explain why no one knows.