I saw a commercial for one of the episodes that had a diver holding onto the dorsal fin of a Tiger Shark (the third MOST DEADLY shark in the world) and thought, "What kinda nutball would pull that off?!" I shoulda
known he was an Australian!

This was the craziest scientist I've ever seen! In order to tag sharks, he caught them by the tail, roped 'em and dragged 'em back to his boat! This is where he either plucked 'em outta the water and moved 'em to a kiddie pool to place the tag or he flipped the shark over RIGHT THERE if it was too big to lift. He claims he's been catching sharks like this since he was a kid! How do you figure some crap like catching a shark by the tail?! I wonder what possessed him to actually try it! I just HAD to come on here and make a post regarding such a stupidly brave individual who just happened to also be Australian. Man! I was just watchin' that episode with my mouth
WIDE OPEN! (I looked a little like this:

, but not so purple.)
I haven't had the time to do my episode summaries like I did last year, but I'm hopin' that I can do it when they show all of the shows back-to-back this weekend.
"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"