I recently got the
season 1 & 2 dvd of this totally awesome sitcom, which inspired me to start this thread. Show some love, post some quotes, or mope about how much it sucks that Phil Hartman died.
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Dave: (talking to comatose Jimmy) And you'd say something like 'Why buy the milk when you got a fridge full of steaks?' And I'd say 'Sir, that makes absolutely no sense.' And then you'd say 'Well, it made a lot more sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown.' And I'd say 'Chuck Connors wasn't in Chinatown.' And you'd say 'Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I would have hired that guy Siskel Ebert.' And I'd say 'Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two people.' And you'd say 'Dave, just because the man is fat...'
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Matthew: (on the air) Why don't people smile more? A recent survey shows that 80 percent of Americans NEVER EVER SMILE. These people need to go to jail!
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(Dave and Lisa are having sex in Dave's office)
man: Is the news director in?
Beth: No, he's one of those 'sensitive' guys.
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(Joe spouts his theory about the security cameras in the building being part of a government conspiracy involving aliens)
Dave: Wait a minute, Joe. If what you're saying is true... then I still don't care.