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Jedi
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This is a warning!!! Do not, I repeat DO NOT, go see "Alone in the Dark!" I went because my carpet was being steam cleaned and would be wet for a couple hours so I had to find a way to waste time. I should never have went to this movie without first consulting Metacritic. If I had, I would have notice the print on the homepage warning "Stinker Alert!" I am so sad I actually wasted money on this crap. Stay away, and too think, they "Worst of '05" comes out in January. It is kind of sad that on opening day I was "Alone in the Theater."
 
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With "The Aviator", "Closer", "Kinsey", and "The Sea Inside" still in theatres there should be no excuse....

...I mean director Uwe Boll's last effort was the video game-based "House of the Dead" nuff said.
 
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Alone In the Dark, the previews are enough to repel me, even in hoping that Christian Slater will pull out of this slump into another "True Romance" and Stephen into another "Blade 1" ... actors don't have much choice these days if they want to keep eating the lobster and using NASA facial cream though, got to keep the dough in their pockets.
 
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Ugh, another idiotic, stupid game adaption.
 
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When I first saw the preview to that movie I said to myself,"wow does that look horrible".

I haven't seen it and probably wont but I guess it is bad!!


Last Movie Seen: There Will Be Blood 9/10
Now Playing: COD4

 
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Unless pure action is your thing. I mean, if you have a movie devoted to action, shouldn't be GOOD action? Like planned out, no efforts on plot so all efforts on effects? Movies these days don't even go anywhere that hasn't been done before. The Matrix pulled "Bullet Time" and the world was in awe. Just imagine a whole movie filled with original action.
 
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