Well, I'm sure a few of you have heard about this movie. I think this should explain everything.
Teeth Trailer
Sounds interesting, right?

Fine... It's about a young girl who has a pair of chompers in her vagina. There, are you happy now?

Good God that looks bad. Or maybe good, I don't know.

Just from seeing that trailer, What a waste of time, money and space. They make this type of movie when they could of made a great horror movie!! My what is going on with society today?

Martian Leader.

Crap.
This movie is actually one of the few that mid-way through, I needed to re-check the genre to make sure I wasn't watching a full-blown failure of a comedy. Once I realized this movie actually was intended for potential viewer's enjoyment I was amazed. This is by far the worst movie I've seen in a couple of years, maybe forever. Over repetative: seriously, after the second time I see a penis eviscerate, that's enough for me for a decade or two. No, they need to throw in two more and some fingers. Uninteresting plot: sure, they get brownie points for creativity, but all of those points were revoked when you have terrible writing/acting to back your creativity, fail. Seeing that young aspiring actress attempt to cry makes me want to cry myself.

I hate anyone who thinks this movie is above a twenty.

On the basis of these comments I HAVE to see this film.

1) It features a vagina with teeth.

2) 'Eviscerated' penis?

3) It's crap!

This looks to be one of the funniest, most repulsive and downright tacky films in cinema history - sounds like essential viewing.