Metacritic.com
Film Video/DVD Music Games Books TV
Metacritic    Metacritic Forums  Hop To Forum Categories  Music  Hop To Forums  Rock    Worst Band Names
Page 1 2 3 4 5 
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
3-star Rating (3 Votes) Rate It!  Login/Join 
"Forum Moderator"
Super Bad-Ass Jedi
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Maximum Jack:
Why would you deprive yourself of the opportunity to listen to good music based simply on the moniker chosen by the band?


I agree. Plus, some of those names Borachon mentions are pretty cool. I reckon Duran Duran would sound cool even if I didn't know they named themselves after a character in the film Barberella.

And I'm not sure why U2 is such a terrible name. They're named after a 1960s surveillance plane. Plus, it's better than either of their original names, Feedback and The Hype.


-----
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

 
Posts: 5195 | Location: Michigan | Registered: 19 June 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Guru
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Maximum Jack:
Wiki can be great, for certain things. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers. I really should have used a smiley or something. I had just read your post in the Catcher in the Rye thread, so it was a lame attempt at humor. Apologies.

Perhaps "silly" was the wrong word choice. How 'bout "limiting." Why would you deprive yourself of the opportunity to listen to good music based simply on the moniker chosen by the band? I mean, not liking a name is one thing, but refusing to listen to a band for their name is completely different.


Seriously, it doesn't take much to ruffle my feathers. Sorry if my response sounded confrontational.

I would never say that I'd refuse to listen to a band because of their name. There's so much good music out there that I already don't have time to listen to, that if a bands name conjures up negative images in my mind, then I'm likely to avoid them and focus on something else. Maybe that is a bit narrow minded, but I can't help it.


"I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully"
 
Posts: 772 | Location: Glasgow | Registered: 21 December 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Jedi
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by ericg75:
Feedback and The Hype.


Now that is cool name for a band!! Nice story to boot.


_____________________________
Weep to Water the Trees.

"This is my main concern with Obama; what if he has been groomed since childhood to blend in with the zionists and infidels? What if he has been led along by a radical islamic terrorist organization and positioned to become an influential politician?

What if Obama gets into White House and turns out to be some crazy muslim terrorist? What do we do then? We'll be pretty screwed. It could happen." -- by some fucking nutjob

 
Posts: 1996 | Location: The Noog, TN | Registered: 08 April 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Forum Moderator"
Super Bad-Ass Jedi
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Maximum Jack:
quote:
Originally posted by ericg75:
Feedback and The Hype.


Now that is cool name for a band!! Nice story to boot.


It sounds too much like Echo and the Bunnymen


-----
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

 
Posts: 5195 | Location: Michigan | Registered: 19 June 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Guru
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by ericg75:
And I'm not sure why U2 is such a terrible name. They're named after a 1960s surveillance plane.


It's an awful name, in my opinion obviously. It's just a letter and a number. And why are they called that? Because there was an aeroplane called a U2? That's not even remotely relevant to them, or an interesting tale, story fans. I've always thought it was weak.

Also, I find U2 to be an utterly repellent band, since Achtung Baby, at least. Therefore as you can see, my policy of not listening to bands who sound rubbish could have saved me from hearing such nonsense as Discotheque, Numb, Elevation, and Vertigo. But that's probably for another thread, huh?


"I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully"
 
Posts: 772 | Location: Glasgow | Registered: 21 December 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Jedi
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by ericg75:
It sounds too much like Echo and the Bunnymen


Arguably another great band with a not-so-great name.


_____________________________
Weep to Water the Trees.

"This is my main concern with Obama; what if he has been groomed since childhood to blend in with the zionists and infidels? What if he has been led along by a radical islamic terrorist organization and positioned to become an influential politician?

What if Obama gets into White House and turns out to be some crazy muslim terrorist? What do we do then? We'll be pretty screwed. It could happen." -- by some fucking nutjob

 
Posts: 1996 | Location: The Noog, TN | Registered: 08 April 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Forum Moderator"
Super Bad-Ass Jedi
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Borachon:
It's just a letter and a number. And why are they called that? Because there was an aeroplane called a U2? That's not even remotely relevant to them, or an interesting tale, story fans. I've always thought it was weak.


Well, there was also the great abbreviation naming convention of the early 80s. You had bands like REM, the B-52s, UB40, etc. It's similar to the great Wolf naming convetion of the mid 00s. Speaking of which, is there truly any worse band name than AIDS Wolf?


-----
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

 
Posts: 5195 | Location: Michigan | Registered: 19 June 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Jedi
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Borachon:
It's an awful name, in my opinion obviously. It's just a letter and a number. And why are they called that? Because there was an aeroplane called a U2? That's not even remotely relevant to them, or an interesting tale, story fans. I've always thought it was weak.

Also, I find U2 to be an utterly repellent band, since Achtung Baby, at least. Therefore as you can see, my policy of not listening to bands who sound rubbish could have saved me from hearing such nonsense as Discotheque, Numb, Elevation, and Vertigo. But that's probably for another thread, huh?


While I agree with you about the band, I think "U2" works well because it's easy to remember. In a world where name-recognition is everything, that put them one step ahead of their contemporaries.


_____________________________
Weep to Water the Trees.

"This is my main concern with Obama; what if he has been groomed since childhood to blend in with the zionists and infidels? What if he has been led along by a radical islamic terrorist organization and positioned to become an influential politician?

What if Obama gets into White House and turns out to be some crazy muslim terrorist? What do we do then? We'll be pretty screwed. It could happen." -- by some fucking nutjob

 
Posts: 1996 | Location: The Noog, TN | Registered: 08 April 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Guru
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by ericg75:
is there truly any worse band name than AIDS Wolf?


Ha ha! No, probably not. Although, I used to be in a band with a friend who wanted us to be called "Sunburst". He then had his heart set on "Shapes". Both of those would have rivalled AIDS Wolf!


"I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully"
 
Posts: 772 | Location: Glasgow | Registered: 21 December 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Forum Moderator"
Super Bad-Ass Jedi
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Borachon:

Ha ha! No, probably not. Although, I used to be in a band with a friend who wanted us to be called "Sunburst". He then had his heart set on "Shapes". Both of those would have rivalled AIDS Wolf!


Not unless you changed the names to "Herpes Sunburst" or "Hemorrhoid Shapes".


-----
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

 
Posts: 5195 | Location: Michigan | Registered: 19 June 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Slacker
Posted Hide Post
death cab for cutie is an amazing name. how about bands like nickelback or 3 doors down. now those are ridiculous and make me want to throw up.

also, creed?... i could see them standing around thinking of a name. "dude i got it! CREED!" ..his band mates reply, "bro, that's genious! thats great. lets use it!"


screamingohmygod.
 
Posts: 4 | Registered: 06 September 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Jedi
Posted Hide Post
It may've already been mentioned, but:

Men Without Hats


+++++++++++++++++
Nalgaphobia: the irrational fear of prosthetic buttocks.
 
Posts: 2074 | Location: Vinylville | Registered: 24 September 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Know-It-All
Posted Hide Post
I didn't see this one mentioned, but Puddle of Mudd may be the dumbest.
 
Posts: 168 | Location: Ohio | Registered: 06 April 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Jedi
Posted Hide Post
Did any of you watch SNL this week? John Bon Jovi was the host, and they did a pretty funny skit about the fictional band meeting they had when they were trying to come up with the name. Everyone except John wanted "Natural Disasters" (if I remember correctly). Good stuff. Unfortunately, no one has posted it on YouTube yet, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time.


_____________________________
Weep to Water the Trees.

"This is my main concern with Obama; what if he has been groomed since childhood to blend in with the zionists and infidels? What if he has been led along by a radical islamic terrorist organization and positioned to become an influential politician?

What if Obama gets into White House and turns out to be some crazy muslim terrorist? What do we do then? We'll be pretty screwed. It could happen." -- by some fucking nutjob

 
Posts: 1996 | Location: The Noog, TN | Registered: 08 April 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Participant
Posted Hide Post
As a reporter for a newspaper that would NEVER print a swear word, I find bands with cussing in the titles really frustrating. Especially instrumental ones like Holy Fuck and Fuck Buttons - it's like they one had one chance to to swear so they fucking well did.


echoisaacashe.blogspot.com
 
Posts: 43 | Location: Ashby-de-la-Zouch, UK | Registered: 24 March 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Jedi
Posted Hide Post
What do you do in that situation? Not write/run the piece? Call them "Holy Suck" or "Buck Futtons"? Call them "That holy band with a four letter expletive beginning with the letter 'f'" or "sexually stimulating buttons"?
 
Posts: 2582 | Location: Drug induced coma. | Registered: 01 December 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Enthusiast
Posted Hide Post
Bonzo Dog Doodah Band
I can't say if I love it or loathe it though.
I happen to like Chumbawamba, but not for their name. It also gets misspelled a lot. In one of their songs they make fun of this, asking "Who put the U in the wamba?"


Lp, DimsiRupsi
 
Posts: 87 | Location: Ljubljana/Oslo/Tønsberg | Registered: 16 April 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
 Previous Topic | Next Topic powered by eve community Page 1 2 3 4 5  
 

Metacritic    Metacritic Forums  Hop To Forum Categories  Music  Hop To Forums  Rock    Worst Band Names

©2006 CNET Networks Inc. All rights reserved.
 
Home | FILM | DVD/VIDEO | MUSIC | GAMES | BOOKS | TV | About Metacritic metacritic.com