from Q Magazine . . .

21 Abandoned Working Album Titles for Famous Albums

1. Emotional Facism (Armed Forces – Elvis Costello)
2. Tropical Disease (Exile on Main Street – Rolling Stones)
3. Deaf, Dumb & Blind Boy (Tommy – Who)
4. Abracadabra (Revolver – Beatles)
5. Remember the Zoo (Pet Sounds – Beach Boys)
6. Margaret on the Guillotine (Queen is Dead – Smiths)
7. Shilling the Rube (Young Americans – David Bowie)
8. Get Back (Let It Be – Beatles)
9. Obelisk (Presence – Led Zeppelin)
10. Metal Up Your Arse (Kill ‘Em All – Metallica)
11. Black Man Is God, the White Man Is the Devil (Nigga Please – Ol’ Dirty Bastard)
12. Eclipse (Dark Side of the Moon – Pink Floyd)
13. Everybody Wants to Shag the Teardrop Explodes (Kilimanjaro – Teardrop Explodes)
14. Animal (Hysteria – Def Leppard)
15. Ceremonies of the Horsemen (Planet Waves – Bob Dylan)
16. America’s Most Blunted (Cypress Hill – Cypress Hill)
17. Don’t be a Faggot (Licensed to Ill – Beastie Boys)
18. Ties That Bind (The River – Bruce Springsteen)
19. I Want You (Blonde on Blonde – Bob Dylan)
20. Harder They Come (Hotter Than Hell – Kiss)
21. Thank You This Will Suffice for Me Now If You Please Have Sex with My Friend (Permission to Land – Darkness)

Can I make up some of my own alternate titles, in my case, using movie titles? (Excuse any poor taste up front.)

"Eat a Bowl of Tea" for the Beatles' "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band"
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre" for the Smiths' "Meat is Murder"
"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" for Roxy Music's "Country Life"
"Freaks" for Beck's "Mutations"
"One of Our Aircraft is Missing" for Wilco's "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot"
"Dick" for Les Savy Fav's "Inches"