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Question:
Which one?

Choices:
Lobster Risotto
Grey Goose and Tonic
Scarlett Johansson
Half-Life 2
2 Mason Jars of Northern Lights

 
 
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Well, that was easy. You didn't say exactly what we we're supposed to do with the choices and for how long. My wife won't begrudge me a little something as long as it's not...


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Where did you get that nice sun tan?"
 
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Lbc
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Ummmm how about to garbage bags full of NL....
 
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Know-It-All
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nope lbc, the poll is weighted for precisely two jars.
 
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I don't know....
Scarlett Johansson, most likely...
but what about a bucket of pen caps?
 
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Now, I realize that I may use the pen caps on a daily basis more than Scarlett....wait a minute, like I said before...I think this a trick question! If I was not married and SJ thought that I was as hot as my wife does, well then there's no prob....wait a minute, I'm screwed again! I know this is a trick question for a married man. No, it isn't really since I think that I could gain access to all the others if I wanted, except for Scarlett.


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Where did you get that nice sun tan?"
 
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Well, I picked lobster risotto. Scarlett Johanssen's nice and all, but I don't know exactly what I'd do with her, and there's not much extra room in my apartment. As soon as I do have extra room is going to a puppy.

I like Grey Goose, and I'd take that if it was a gimlet, but it's not so ...

I don't know what the other things are ... Half-Life 2 is maybe a video game? And mason jars of Northern Lights ... is that supposed to be literal, or is northern lights the name of something else besides the ones in the sky?

Anyway, that leaves me with lobster risotto and honestly I'd really love a good lobster risotto. I can't really afford a good one right now, so I'll take that.
 
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I was gonnna go with Half-Life 2, but I've heard Scarlett has more realistic rag-doll physics....


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I have to go with a Grey Goose and Tonic for newly christened "Apprentice Guru" mark f.

Way to keep busy, buddy!

And a gimlet for KT, as featured in the novel The Long Goodbye. A classic drink in need of a comeback.

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Hmmm... I guess KT's not in college anymore, but Northern Lights is extreeeemly potent ganja. I'm glad to see the fairly even spread, and at least one vote for risotto. I was thinking I'd smoke a little with scarlett first, we'd lay in bed, fool around a little, have a grey goose before the lobster, then play half-life 2 over a LAN before settling back on the couch for some sex.
 
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Oh ... yeah, my membership to High Times has long since expired. I'm not down with what the kids are into these days. Wink
 
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Scarlett Johansson for me please! I think my girlfriend would even approve of that choice! We have tonic in the cupboard, and prefer another vodka over Grey Goose. I almost never play video games. My best friend is a chef at a four star restaurant so I'll pass on the lobster risotto. And two mason jars of Northern Lights, come on, I live in B.C., I can do better, much, much better!


"If it were beneficial, their father would produce children already circumcised from their mother. Rather, the true circumcision in spirit has become profitable in every respect." -Jesus, from the Gospel Of Thomas
 
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Smenkharon im so very jealous of you because i know all to well how nice it must be. But when you come to the lbc i be poppin out the nice and sweet BLUEBERRY... Ok i have to much time on my hands back to work.
 
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I'm getting high. Right.........now. Smenky, I've sworn to myself I'm going to live at least a year in Vancouver after college. Between herb and cheap sushi I may never leave.
 
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Hattoori, let me know when you move here, I can help you find the best places in town!


"If it were beneficial, their father would produce children already circumcised from their mother. Rather, the true circumcision in spirit has become profitable in every respect." -Jesus, from the Gospel Of Thomas
 
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I like this poll, unique. I voted for Scarlett Johansson of course. She has a look to her that I really like. She is hot yes, but yet she has this very simple beauty about her and she looks so yummy every time I see her. Well, enough drooling for now.


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Half life 2 I guess.

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I just wasted a precious minute of life reading this.
 
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