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Originally posted by Chamberk:
Plus, it looks like a years-old thread of hers was bumped... BY FKA!

Haha, check out the time I bumped that thread and all the other ones I did that same night/morning. I blame it all on insomnia my friend, all of it...

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Originally posted by MajorNougat:

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Originally posted by Dork:
I've never seen the film, but as long as he turns out to be a serial killer, it's probably really accurate.

And with that, you've risen to #2 on the metacritic forum creep list , behind only the guy that keeps asking about mark f's daughter.

*penetrating stare*

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Originally posted by FragileKidA:
You mean that young kid, Jglass! That's just an old joke that he started a long time ago, mark says it doesn't bother him. But at the same time you never know...

Yeah, I figured as much, which is why I didn't name names. Oh well.

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Originally posted by Dork:
*penetrating stare*

At this point, it's probably in my best interest to get a new username.

I wouldn't worry too much about it Nougat. I didn't even know Dork was still alive.

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Originally posted by FragileKidA:
I wouldn't worry too much about it Nougat. I didn't even know Dork was still alive.

I'm generally on much earlier in the mornings these days. Fewer police around.

The only mention I get is for hitting on Mark's daughter?

I can see when I'm not wanted..

*walks off into the sunset*

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Originally posted by Jglass:
*walks off into the sunset*

OK. How about Alan Ladd plays Jglass?

I'm a total badass.

I'm bumping this awesome thread for no apparent reason.

I will say I'm probably closer to Thornton then Goldblum, and a short-lived relationship with Angelina Jolie doesn't hurt.

I might make my own casting, the only problem I see is I don't think I can find an asshole to be Dork.

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Originally posted by Kool Mike:
I might make my own casting, the only problem I see is I don't think I can find an asshole to be Dork.

Weird, I was going to say I couldn't think of anyone stoned enough to play you.

Can I just say, without a hint of vanity of course, that most everyone says I look a lot like Orlando Bloom.

Of course, others say that I look like Abraham Lincoln. But he's not exactly an actor, so I'll take the "Sexiest Man Alive" as aposed to "The Ugliest Man in History".

sk played by a monkey...!!!

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Originally posted by Dork:

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Originally posted by Kool Mike:
I might make my own casting, the only problem I see is I don't think I can find an asshole to be Dork.

Weird, I was going to say I couldn't think of anyone stoned enough to play you.

ahahahahahahahahah

I love you, Dork.

Mike.

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Originally posted by Dork:

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Originally posted by Kool Mike:
I might make my own casting, the only problem I see is I don't think I can find an asshole to be Dork.

Weird, I was going to say I couldn't think of anyone stoned enough to play you.

Jim Breuer

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Can I just say, without a hint of vanity of course, that most everyone says I look a lot like Orlando Bloom.

ha

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Originally posted by ACaribouPixie:

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Originally posted by Dork:
Weird, I was going to say I couldn't think of anyone stoned enough to play you.

Jim Breuer

Your link doesn't work, but I loved Half Baked!

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Originally posted by Dork:

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Originally posted by Kool Mike:
I might make my own casting, the only problem I see is I don't think I can find an asshole to be Dork.

Weird, I was going to say I couldn't think of anyone stoned enough to play you.

I'll take that role...

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Originally posted by JGlass:

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Originally posted by Dork:

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Originally posted by Kool Mike:
I might make my own casting, the only problem I see is I don't think I can find an asshole to be Dork.

Weird, I was going to say I couldn't think of anyone stoned enough to play you.

I'll take that role...

So wait...you're playing me? Hawt.