This is for any bit of stupid, funny, or any other type of interesting comment that you may have that yearns to be shared. Tell me all...

I poop big...

Um.
Fascinating, Mike.

Yes... very interesting. I suppose that I asked for it though.

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I poop big...

ditto.

I like 1960's and 70's muscle cars!!!


martian leader

I still poop big...

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Originally posted by It's Mike:
I still poop big...

Another amazing display of intelligence by Mike.

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Originally posted by MetalKid:

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Originally posted by It's Mike:
I still poop big...

Another amazing display of intelligence by Mike.

If you met my poop that comment wouldn't be rhetorical, I'm guessing you've never seen an omnipotent piece of shit.

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Originally posted by It's Mike:
If you met my poop that comment wouldn't be rhetorical, I'm guessing you've never seen an omnipotent piece of shit.

I dunno, Mike. I'm pretty sure I've got ya beat in the BIG POOP department. I suffer (oh yes, SUFFER) from a megacolon wide enough to slide a grapefruit through. This makes it so I take a little-bit-bigger-than-a-child's-football-sized "number 2" every coupla days. I HATE taking a dump because I have to turn and plunge the stinkin' toilet EVERYTIME! Not to mention having to clean it up right after since my turds scrape the frikkin' sides! Yeah. Not sumpthin' to brag about from MY end, but hey, yours might not be so annoying with its omnipotence and all.

Did you really wanna talk feces, or were you just joking around?

So it seems that the only thing that interests people here is poop. Yeah, me too i like to put out some megapoops BUTT i also like to...well i don't know...i just realised that except listening and talking and making music there's nothing more that interests me that much I should try to poop bigger then....

Does anyone get strain pains that last for days? I wonder if i could of pulled something inside me. All I know is these pains feel like knives stabbing me in the lower area. Its really painful. I have them right know. There not as bed as last night though. if anyone had this same problem let me know. Thank you.

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Originally posted by martian leader:
Does anyone get strain pains that last for days? I wonder if i could of pulled something inside me. All I know is these pains feel like knives stabbing me in the lower area. Its really painful. I have them right know. There not as bed as last night though. if anyone had this same problem let me know. Thank you.

Dehydration and lack of fiber will do that.

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Originally posted by martian leader:
Does anyone get strain pains that last for days? I wonder if i could of pulled something inside me. All I know is these pains feel like knives stabbing me in the lower area. Its really painful. I have them right know. There not as bed as last night though. if anyone had this same problem let me know. Thank you.

You're probably not drinking enough water or eating enough fiber (or maybe both).

This may sound stupid, but if I put a rectangle shaped image on a shirt how does it come out? Please let me know thanks.

martian leader

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Originally posted by martian leader:
This may sound stupid, but if I put a rectangle shaped image on a shirt how does it come out? Please let me know thanks.

martian leader

BEST.POST.EVER.

Really though martian, you're going to have to explain that question much more thoroughly. I assume you asking about pressing or ironing on an inked image to a 'blank' shirt? Are you asking if it will maintain it's shape? Or how to get it off once it's pressed on the shirt? Are you stapling it to the shirt? What if it's really a rhombus shaped image but you're looking at it sideways?

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Originally posted by La La Love Pixies:
BEST.POST.EVER.

Really though martian, you're going to have to explain that question much more thoroughly. I assume you asking about pressing or ironing on an inked image to a 'blank' shirt? Are you asking if it will maintain it's shape? Or how to get it off once it's pressed on the shirt? Are you stapling it to the shirt? What if it's really a rhombus shaped image but you're looking at it sideways?

I like you, I'm going to kill you... maybe not last, but towards the end. Be proud.

I just wanted to know how a rectangled shaped photo would look. Take a look at the link for an example. In other words would that kind of photo fit on a shirt?

http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/mars_attacks.jpg

Thats all I wanted to know.

Sorry Martian. Looks like your image is too big.

See

Thanks thats ok i found a small one. * mars attacks main titles playing*

martian leader