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Hell's yeah! I'll be a jedi in no time. And then I'll frickin rule this place!
 
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Hooray for self-indulgent wankery!


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Has anyone been an "International Playboy" before? Or is it a goal deemed pretty much insurmountable?


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"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end"
 
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Our Metacritic Games Editor made himself a Playboy(cheater) but I haven't seen him in a long while. I think what matters most is that I'm a playboy at heart.


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May we call you Ella?
 
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Originally posted by Sideshow Bob:
May we call you Ella?
Any relation to Darth? Cool

I actually don't get your joke Bob.


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Originally posted by /\/\1X3:
quote:
Originally posted by Sideshow Bob:
May we call you Ella?
Any relation to Darth? Cool

I actually don't get your joke Bob.


The answer you seek is here, Grasshopper.
 
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Frowner

I should have guessed, I had forgotten about that song. When I get home I should listen to that album. Thanks, Bob!


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Originally posted by /\/\1X3:
Hooray for self-indulgent wankery!


It's not self-indulgent. There are many members who, i'm sure, are anxious to celebrate this landmark with me. This thread is for them. It provides them an opportunity to praise one of the brightest, most insightful, and bad ass up and comers at metacritic.

In 5 years when all the current jedis and moderators are washed up and tired, i'll be runnin' the show.
 
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Originally posted by hudson:
In 5 years when all the current jedis and moderators are washed up and tired, i'll be runnin' the show.


Did I say 5 years? Make that 1 year. Razzer
 
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Originally posted by hudson:
quote:
Originally posted by /\/\1X3:
Hooray for self-indulgent wankery!


It's not self-indulgent.
I'm glad you're at least willing to admit it's wankery, Hudson. Wink


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Yeah, i'm fully prepared to admit my own wankery.

Who moved my thread? I want a name. That person will definitely be on my hit list when I rise to power.
 
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Actually this is where the thread belongs, Master Chief.


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Actually this is where the thread belongs, Master Chief.


No way man. This thread belongs where my primary fanbase spends most of their time. The music forums.
 
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Instead of limiting the "karma" rankings to good things, douche-nuts (like Hudson) should get anti-karma rankings.

Low Level Prick
Jackass
Apprentice Douchebag
Douchebag
Cancer
Super Bad Ass Cancer
International Terrorist

Personally, I think Hudson deserves the tag, Cancer.


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I fell in love with the first cute girl that I met.
 
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If it means anything (I hope it doesn't) my 'sign' is Cancer. Frowner

Wink


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If it means anything (I hope it doesn't) my 'sign' is Cancer. Frowner

Wink


Me too. Gotta love being born in July! As a kid, you could have a b-day party any day of the week. WooHoo!
 
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July 11.

7-11


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That's my bro's b-day. I'm July 22. Funny enough, my bro, sis and I are all Cancer, and we're all spaced apart by 11 days (she's june 30). I guess my parents "cycle" followed a certain pattern. Eeker
 
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I know two people who are 7-11.
I'm glad people (specificly hudson) don't know my real name or anything about me on here. cuz hudson is one scary-ass, power-hungry, future dictator. just kidding, bro! Wink


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