I've been chatting with this chick I met on another forum. It's getting to point where she wants to meet. I was wondering if anyone on here had an online hookup that you met irl? Any advice?

Just show her your now disfigured penis, that should do it.

Mike, can you please not turn my thread into a joke. This isn't a joke. I need some advice. This woman wants to meet me on Friday and I'm so nervous. It seems weird. Should I go?

What happened to your gf?

Does this "girl" know you don't really exist?

You're clearly a figment of the internet's imagination.

You should probably solicit a consensual act of sodomy from her in a public chatroom, like Metacritic's.

It's how Mike and I met. <3 Also, do introduce her to the forum, it will do her good to read your posts.

So I just got done chatting with her. I told her my concerns and we decided that we will make it a really casual meeting. We'll grab some dinner and then go for a walk. If there is chemistry then cool, if not, no pressure.

By the way, I broke up with my gf because she became a really big nag.

That, and you just wouldnt stop boning babes on the internet.

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Originally posted by chaos:
By the way, I broke up with my gf because she became a really big nag.

...and because she deflated.

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Originally posted by EricG75:
...and because she deflated.

Wow, seems like every is making their jokes at my expense. I try to open up a little bit about my personal life and here come the jackals. Let's hope Alice isn't at mean as some of you have been. She is really pretty in the pics she sent me. I can't wait to to meet her and hold her hand.

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Originally posted by WinnebagoWarrior:
That, and you just wouldnt stop boning babies on the internet.

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Originally posted by Dork:
It's how Mike and I met. <3

<3+1

I met my wife on the internet... kind of. Granted, we already knew each other and we actually had taken classes together in undergrad, but we wouldn't have ever started dating without the internetz. Thank you Facebook.

I'd say go for the "I've never done this before but you seemed really cool approach." If she turns out to be a wild beast, you can still take one for the team and none of your friends can laugh at you.

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Originally posted by Mikey Rocks:
Just show her your now disfigured penis, that should do it.

lol

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Originally posted by chaos:

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Originally posted by EricG75:
...and because she deflated.

Wow, seems like every is making their jokes at my expense. I try to open up a little bit about my personal life and here come the jackals. Let's hope Alice isn't at mean as some of you have been. She is really pretty in the pics she sent me. I can't wait to to meet her and hold her hand.

Okay...okay... This time I won't take your posts as joke threads. REALLY. I'm being serious, chaos.

But I must warn you though, she may not look what she REALLY look from the picture. Some people like to do that, like a 21-year old person post a picture of a 10-year old boy, and he said it was his...

Here you go. No more sarcasm.

Unless your computers have webcams and it proved that she looks exactly what she looks like in the picture...

ey man, i really hope you didnt do this. its not that you dont know her, its that you have no idea of her (his?) true existance. you're playing a game of roulette, and i would say its hardcore russian

let us know how it turned out. i hope your not in someones trunk right now

Yeah.

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Originally posted by Deku:
let us know how it turned out. i hope your not in someones trunk right now

I'm not sure many of us share this sentiment with you.

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Originally posted by Deku:
ey man, i really hope you didnt do this. its not that you dont know her, its that you have no idea of her (his?) true existance. you're playing a game of roulette, and i would say its hardcore russian

let us know how it turned out. i hope your not in someones trunk right now

This exactly proves what I'm actually talking about right now. Unless your computers have webcams and it proved that she looks exactly what she looks like in the picture, then I think it's okay.