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Jedi |
Oh, come come. Hillary would steamroll her. See, because she doesn't really abide by the rules...
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺ Go Liminal State Bobcats! |
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Jedi |
Okay, let's stay on the political topic.
Bush Jr. vs Blair? ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺ Go Liminal State Bobcats! |
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Jedi |
Bush knows how to use his fists. Blair would just swear a lot. Bush in the first round - K.O.
'for my purpose holds to sail beyond the sunset, and the baths of all the western stars, until I die.' |
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Jedi |
Bush is a real bad-ass Texas cowboy, so he'll win easily.
another battle: Flavor Flav vs. MC Hammer!!  http://www.myspace.com/impostorwaiting I don't want to go, but i can't say i had a good time to be anything |
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Jedi |
After reading their wiki articles (I don't know anything about either), I'd say Flav wins because he has a Viking Helmet (purportedly).
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺ Go Liminal State Bobcats! |
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Jedi |
Two of Jon Heder's starring roles:
Jimmy McElroy vs. Napoleon Dynamite? ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺ Go Liminal State Bobcats! |
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Slacker First Class |
ooooo thats an interesting fight, since they are technically the same person. I think if Jon Heder could fight himself as two different characters the universe would probably explode.
As far as the fight between Chris Martin and Thom Yorke goes, i think Martin would win, but Thom would start singing "You and Whose Army" while Jonny Greenwood comes out of nowhere and beats the crap out of Chris Martin with a Fender Starcaster. "In the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey" - Beck |
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Jedi |
Hahaha, I like your answer, but I honestly think Yorke would own his shit... Chris Martin is just such a wimp. |
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Jedi |
Hammer definitely. Flav is like five feet tall... |
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Apprentice Guru |
You guys are missing the potential fight that could define a generation:
Jean Claude Van Dam vs. Steven Seagal p.s. I'm still trying to figure out who won in Freddy vs. Jason,.....besides the audience of course. |
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Apprentice Guru |
How about a fight to the death between Christopher Lee and Roseanne Barr, refereed by Verne Troyer? Weapon choices are: ping pong paddle, spatula, or slinky.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Imagine everything I say as if it were being spoken to you with the voice of Joe Pesci. Vote Jamshed. |
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Guru |
between... a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich?!
------------------------------------------------------- Awkwardness happening to someone you love! |
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Apprentice Guru |
depends of if it is a soft Taco or a hard one
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Jedi |
Jean Claude. No contest. Senor Seagull is a total wimp. Totally... Goodness that man was lame... |
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Apprentice Guru |
Are you sure? Jean Claude is a hothead...Seagal would use his aggression against him, he is a "7th-dan black belt in aikido"*
*= Thanks wikipedia for knowing more about Steven Seagal than can possibly be useful |
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Jedi |
Absolutely. Jean Claude would totally destroy him regardless of how many belts Seagull was wearing. I'm telling you, I know this for a fact. I'm not just guessing. Steve would die, either by the fist or from embarrassment. |
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Know-It-All |
I'm totally with Shadsy on this one. I saw a Van Damme movie on TV the other day and he killed someone with his face.
He killed someone by hitting them with his face. Face. Yes. "Listen to the silence in between. It's louder than the bombs when they come screaming in." |
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Apprentice Guru |
I can see it now.
"Mr. Van Damme, you are under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon...your face!" "No Jean Claude put the weapon down now! Don't make me take you out!" Jean Claude slowly approaches the officer with his hands up....and then delivers a thunderous head butt shown in slo-mo replay from 14 different angles "Noooooooo......Arrgggggghhhhh!" The officer's head explodes and Jean Claude stealthily disappears into the night...To be continued? |
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Slacker First Class |
nobody always win
I'm the best |
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Jedi |
If I understand you correctly, you just refered to Jean Claude as "nobody" and although I think he should kill you for calling him that I do agree with your statement that he "always win". |
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