It's time for who would win in a fight between! where you post a fight and people tell you who would win! i start: The Trix Rabbit vs The Nesquik Rabbit

Nesquik Rabbit. He sends the Trix rabbit an envelope filled with Anthrax-flavored Nesquik powder.

How Bout This:

Jordan Fetner vs. A two-ton robot with an arsenal of 500 weapons.

Takin all bets! I got Jordan Fetner at 10,000 to 1.

Just messin with you man. Welcome to the Forums.

That's easy. Nesquik all the way, baby.

I've got one. How 'bout Thom Yorke vs Chris Martin?

Though Thom Yorke is cooler, I think Chris Martin cold take him. Thom Yorke is one scrawny little dude. Either could take Pete Doherty though. He'd be too stoned to put up a fight.

Kevin Federline vs. Nick Lachey?

They're both in pretty good shape, but I'd have to give the edge to Nick Lachey, simply because I think Nick could outsmart K-Fed.

The Main Event: <<< Bob Barker vs Ed McMahon >>>

Answer #1. Barker's Beauties wouldn't let McMahon get close to Bob and his cryogenic life-sustaining cocoon.

Answer #2. The Price is wrong bitch!

Answer #3. McMahon would slice Barker open with an oversized publisher's clearinghouse cheque.

Take your pick.

I don't think Barker is human. The man was ancient 20 years ago, when I was a kid, yet he still goes on ticking. Like the set of "The Price is Right", Barker seems to be unaffected by time. I think he may have been replaced by an android at some point, or he just sleeps for 20 hours a day. Either way, the fact that he's not dead is a true testament to his physical prowess. McMahon goes down.

Ha! You are correct, sir.

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I don't think Barker is human. The man was ancient 20 years ago, when I was a kid, yet he still goes on ticking. Like the set of "The Price is Right", Barker seems to be unaffected by time. I think he may have been replaced by an android at some point, or he just sleeps for 20 hours a day. Either way, the fact that he's not dead is a true testament to his physical prowess. McMahon goes down.

Interesting theory. In one of Dane Cook's stand up shows, he said that Bob died in the '80s and now they just bring him out on strings like a puppet. I guess the world will never know the truth.

McMahon looks a lot stronger, but no one could take down the Barker. He'd just keep getting up until McMahon gets tired and collapses.

Not sure if everyone is familiar with these two, but:

Homestar Runner vs. Brak

stewie or bertram from family guy

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stewie or bertram from family guy

theyre so evenly matched that neither of them can win.
And where the hell did the name Bertram come from? I guess I missed that part.

How about Godzilla vs. King Kong? (assuming theyre both the same size)

Godzilla can spit some fire...I think...so godzilla roXX DUDE!!! He should be able to beat "Fat Ass" King Kong...

I think Chris Martin can beat Thom Yorke 'cause he used to get involved in "punch that paparazzi" kind of stuff.

I suggest another huge battle: Team Shady records (eminem, dre, G-Unit, Obie Thrice, etc.) against the polyphonic Spree

Jay Farrar vs. Jeff Tweedy
Jay Bennett vs. Jeff Tweedy
J Mascis vs. Lou Barlow

eggtweedy! You really think the polyphonic spree could take on team shady records? based on their public images (even if they are carefully created) team shady wins in a bloody massacre with no casualties. Alas, the polyphonic spree are no more.

No, no, the Polyphonic Spree recently donned paramilitary uniforms as their concert gear. If they use their instruments as weapons...

i didn't realize the angelic spree went army but, yeah, sinister is right. And I think the spree has more people. Armed with drumsticks, guitars, and massive amounts of insanely loud ambient pop they could take down shady. It would be an epic battle.

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Originally posted by RavingLunatic:
Not sure if everyone is familiar with these two, but:

Homestar Runner vs. Brak

Just saw this one, but come Brak would so take him. Plus he is funnier!

Now for the showdown: Hillary Clinton vs. Condoleezza Rice