First: "Anti-smoking micro chips now installed, please remove your hands from the wall and prepare for stage two; personality reset".
Second: "What was it that happened to that chicken that crossed the road again? hhmm ooo there's a lorry coming what should I do?? yes no yes no... hhmm"
Would you like lies with that?
Posts: 62 | Location: Perth | Registered: 13 November 2006
2nd: "It's just not fair! I've been waiting here for hours for someone to give me a ride to town while all the little chicks have to do is shake their breasts."
How about: Why did the chicken cross the road? To peck that wannabe kung-fu brat to death!
How's come nobody's been playin' this game? Put up another picture! ANYONE!
"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"
Posts: 2562 | Location: Springfield, Oh! Hi ya, Maude! | Registered: 01 January 2007
"Should I 'clean the pipes' before or after my date tonight? Last time, that 'baby batter on the brain' did get me into quite a bit of trouble..."
"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"
Posts: 2562 | Location: Springfield, Oh! Hi ya, Maude! | Registered: 01 January 2007
"If a Masonic Lodge is in a log cabin and a Carpenters' Union Headquarters in a stone building then is it ironic or is it simply a matter of friends sharing resources? Either way, I just shit my pants."
Posts: 1206 | Location: Hunting in the Korengal | Registered: 04 January 2006
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. What is it that I should do with these sanitary napkins again?"
This game reminds me of 'beat this caption' from maxim, which they still have here. I guess that can be the next picture unless anyone objects. That way you can use your pointless creativity in the hopes of winning something!
==== What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done; there is nothing new under the sun.
Posts: 503 | Location: Care-a-lot | Registered: 16 July 2007
