Every time a see yet another “Mario
[insert sport] game” or anything of that nature from Nintendo’s various franchises, I rage a little more, and my faith continues to fade.
Whenever Nintendo release a new console, the general appeal is the hope or promise of new generation releases of their trademark games, so it would seem slightly hypocritical of me to judge them for milking the cow, since I
do look forward to them. But they could at least actually fucking release them, instead of making shitty spin-off, watered down garbage, while making you wait 10 years between each
real title release. In all fairness, I guess it’s not all bad; Mario Galaxy, Twilight Princess, and Metroid Prime 3 were all pretty damn good games.
Nintendo needs to take its head out of its ass, and start taking more advantage of online gaming; they seem to be hell bent on sheltering all their gamers, making online interaction, as minimal as possible. The only way you can add friends is by already having their friend code; it’s like Nintendo are trying to mother everyone. Wake up, people who’re playing games on WiFi have probably been on the internet before, Nintendo.
SSBB’s WiFi’s is so horribly shit, that I’m not really interested in playing the game at all anymore. I would have thought that it was pretty obvious that a game that’s entire concept is founded upon button mashing, snot pounding action (Brawling) is perfect for online gaming. But no, apparently this isn’t important in a game like SSBB, despite the fact that once you complete all the various single player challenges of the game, all that’s left is multi-player.
They should stop releasing yet
another Pokemon rehash on handhelds, and make a fully 3d MMO interpretation of the game for the Wii. Give the game an optional classic single player mode, or just make it all multiplayer online. Everyone’s trainer could be their Mii, instead of joining or creating guilds you could join or create gyms. Hell, at least I’m coming up with ideas! I guess it really doesn’t matter because every time they release another Pokemon game, everyone and their dog rushes out to cough up their money, so why bother trying?
How long has it been since an
actual Donkey Kong game came out? Donkey Kong 64 came out like 10 years ago, and I remember it sucking. Make a new Donkey Kong Country.
What about Banjo Kazooi,
Star Fox, F-Zero, Kirby any of the characters/games featured on SSBB? Get on top of it, Nintendo.
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