(This is so long......)
No, I didn't mean the article, I MEAN the reply I wrote which you are reading right now!
Honestly, a lot of my friends say Mario is childish (PLEASE DO NOT ARGUE OR CRITICIZE ABOUT IT), but this time THIS ARTICLE is going TOO FAR!!!

First, here are some reasons:
1. Mario's backside in mid-thrust
(Which simpleton says that means gay?!)
2. Holding and stroking baseball bats
( That means that Doraemon also provides homosexual stuff?!)
3. (Whatever baseball bat in the catching thing, he says sodomy)
(THIS IS PURE RIDICULOUS)
4. Luigi rubbing the bat
( THIS IS CALLED COMEDY. UNDERSTAND?!)
5. Diddy Kong catching the white stuff.
( Then I want you to tell me which part says it's gay. I dare ya.)
6. Let me tell you why they use the word "sluggers". If not, I dare you to say anything better than that one. I mean, "Mario Superstar Baseball 2"?! No creativity!!!
Of course, I loved the game but that guy who posted this article must be, you know, overdid it. The fact is, one person accused that Pokemon is something got to do with Japanese gods.
(p.s: I think I overdid it......)
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Do you know that there was once "Mario Bros." breakfast cereal? And some religious people say "Pokemon" is bad for Christians?!
And plus, Paratroopa wishes you both and everyone:
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!!
Have you made your new year resolutions yet?