Hi guys, im new to the site, and i joined SOLELY to bring to people attention on how dumb a user review was for the super smash brothers game for the wii...

I do not own a wii, im not a fanboy, or ANYTHING of the sort... this post only has to do with a moronic post by some "chief" guy... he rated the game a 0... Here is the exact text from his review
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I give this game a zero because you can't even see your own HP, wtf. I think that even if this game had Master Chef it would get an 8. Only because his shooting is awesome. the controls feel wierd and when i kept pushing up on the wiimote my man kept moving left? Worst game ever.
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Keep halo fanboys out of the wii section... especially ones who have NEVER played any of the smash brothers games...

thanks

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Okeefe415,

Thank you for joining and calling this to our attention.
Feds should be surrounding his residence shortly.

What a joke, that's so laughable! Kids, riding the nutsack of some big company that cares nothing about them. Pretty sad IMHO...yet expected.

I thought all written reviews were previewed prior to being published?????

note: there's more than one of these reviews there, prolly same pimply faced brat on both.

for shame meta! for shame!

I wish Master Chef had been in the game. Not Master Chief though... he sucks.

(Yes, I own a Wii, but I didn't own a Super Smash Bros. Brawl game!)

Ahem, THAT reader who gave it a zero?! I think giving it a zero is a bit unfair. If you see reader reviews in IGN, you can see around 3-4 reviews which gave it a zero. But this one in Megacritic? This one's different. Of course, it's corny for a person who is very sad since Master Chief is NOT in Super Smash Bros. Brawl and gave it a big, fat zero. After all, the game is supposed to be prime, not for some "stupid controls"! I think it's prime because it has Sonic, Solid Snake(even though I'm not a fan of it), Yoshi, Kirby, Mr. Game and Watch and many more.

By the way, he said that the "remote control goes up and the person goes left" thing, but hold on! If Master Chief REALLY joins SSBB, do you really think he'll gave it an 8?! Nah!

Master Chef...is he related to Cooking Mama?

As soon as I read the title I thought you were attacking Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation online video reviews.

and your point is?

Actually, the reason why this happens is- Smash Balls. Extremely frustrating and hackney-ing.

And that person really needs to be honest.... He should put it sideways not vertically....

If I'm not mistaken, my 2nd quote is.. in this discussion. Ah, good times.

The true dumbest reviewer said something to the effect of "This game is crap. Halo has better FPS controls and more guns, so it's better."

I'm still trying to convince myself that he was being sarcastic... the full quote is in my sig, at the time of posting.

Yeah, take that user reviewers!