At Rotten Tomatoes, they've put together a list of the 100 Worst Movies ever. It's a pretty good list, but I would trade a few movies off of it for others. For some reason "Soul Plane" is nowhere to be found . Check it out & let us know whatcha think! Should some be traded for others that you can think of being the absolute worst?
"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"
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Yeah, it seems a tad odd to me that "Jury Duty" or any other Pauly Shore movie didn't make the list, either. The number 1 movie was so bad I couldn't finish it, but the only reason I finished Ultraviolet was because my brother-in-law wanted to watch it. It would've been much higher on MY list. At least in the top 10! Even if the top 10 were as bad as these were .
"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"
Posts: 2430 | Location: Springfield, Oh! Hi ya, Maude! | Registered: 01 January 2007
Originally posted by Monkey_Boy: Yeah, it seems a tad odd to me that "Jury Duty" or any other Pauly Shore movie didn't make the list, either. The number 1 movie was so bad I couldn't finish it, but the only reason I finished Ultraviolet was because my brother-in-law wanted to watch it. It would've been much higher on MY list. At least in the top 10! Even if the top 10 were as bad as these were .
"Manos", "Hobgoblins", "Robot Monster", "Squirm", "Prince Of Space", "Fun With Dick And Jane", "Aliens Gone Wild", "Laserblast", "Undead", "Heartbeeps", "Steel", "Batman and Robin", "A Night At The Roxbury", "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", 98% of all Disney sequels, and all of the Scifi Channel Originals are easily worse than those.
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I must spend too much time watching quality, cos in just a cursory glance at the majority of the list, and a read through of the top 10...well, I have only seen Crossover. My students love basketball, so I got it for them. They loved it.
I sat at the back of the class and read a book ha ha.
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The Creeping Terror really needs love in a Worst Movie Thread, but the main "problem" with it is that it's obviously the worst movie ever made, so that makes it automatically "worth watching". Glad to see ya back, Moby's "friend"!
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Hey there mark. Chinese com servers were out for a few days, but nothing will sink this coffin!! (rumours about me and a certain tattoed savage are just rumours!)
The Corruptor is the worst movie I can think of. I never walk out of cinemas as a rule, but 30 mins of this garbage and I was off!!
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Posts: 2056 | Location: The ever silent spaces of the East | Registered: 12 February 2007
Originally posted by mark f: The Creeping Terror really needs love in a Worst Movie Thread, but the main "problem" with it is that it's obviously the worst movie ever made, so that makes it automatically "worth watching". Glad to see ya back, Moby's "friend"!
Ever watch "Aliens Gone Wild"?
Posts: 83 | Location: In my Awesome Van | Registered: 24 March 2007
Originally posted by nomercy2182: Has anyone seen the Reaping or Premonition. Is it really that bad?
Seems to sound that way, huh? I really wanted to see "The Reaping", but after hearing how terrible it is, I'll wait for video, I suppose. My brother refuses to go see "Grindhouse" (Which is flippin' AWESOME!!!!) because the radio critics gave it "1 popcorn bag", but he can't stop talking about "The Reaping". I even told him I haven't heard good things about it, but I guess the radio critics must have given it "5 popcorn bags". I don't know, "popcorn bags" just don't seem to be a reliable rating system to go by.
"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"
Posts: 2430 | Location: Springfield, Oh! Hi ya, Maude! | Registered: 01 January 2007
It's actually not that bad a list, if you change "OF ALL TIME" to "OF THE LAST TEN YEARS OR SO". I mean, no arguing the list is trash but...no Manos, no Plan 9, no Ishtar...no too many things. IMDB's is better.
I have seen one of the worst 100 and most of the best 100. How do those worst films get made. They must know they are filming crap before they even begin.
Originally posted by rockthief: How do those worst films get made. They must know they are filming crap before they even begin.
Not really, do you remember when Jennifer Garner was being interviewed for "Elektra"? She genuinely thought she was doing a great job & apart of something big. Alot of these movies had good intentions, but just fell flat. As for the others, I'm guessing the dollar signs in front of their eyes blinded them to the fact that this was a horrible investment.
"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"
Posts: 2430 | Location: Springfield, Oh! Hi ya, Maude! | Registered: 01 January 2007
Look, I've seen about 30,000 different movies, and there's a ton of crap in what I've seen, but I've only seen four of those movies (at least more than five minutes of 'em). I don't know what that means, exactly, except that either I should get a life or Mike, stop watching crap!
...or were you talking about #28? I'm not going back into that hellhole to find out.
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Originally posted by Monkey_Boy: Yeah, it seems a tad odd to me that "Jury Duty" or any other Pauly Shore movie didn't make the list, either. The number 1 movie was so bad I couldn't finish it, but the only reason I finished Ultraviolet was because my brother-in-law wanted to watch it. It would've been much higher on MY list. At least in the top 10! Even if the top 10 were as bad as these were .
"Manos", "Hobgoblins", "Robot Monster", "Squirm", "Prince Of Space", "Fun With Dick And Jane", "Aliens Gone Wild", "Laserblast", "Undead", "Heartbeeps", "Steel", "Batman and Robin", "A Night At The Roxbury", "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", 98% of all Disney sequels, and all of the Scifi Channel Originals are easily worse than those.
hey now, i liked alien apocalypse starring bruce campbell! 6 out of 10