A real cinephile would like to see all these infamous movies rewritten, that would contain no more plot based irrational mistakes, but still good ideas that would be worth rewatching in a rationally plausible way:

1 - "2001" - In this remake there would be still two humans and HAL. Young male and female astronauts who were automatically awaken for switching their turn as watchmen on board of the spaceship. When they suddenly discover that they are left both completely alone in a lost and empty of people spacecraft, and might eventually both die soon, becouse the rest of the crew are allreday unexplaianbly all dead, they become obviously a couple of desperate lovers, and start having sex all the time around the spaceship,instead of their usual duty routines. Becouse of this inevitabily the female astronaut gets pregnant soon. They still dont know about HAL being crazy, becouse of the virus inside his OS. Becousu of the virus HAL becomes illogical, and quits caring about the crew, because started thinking about absurd endless riddles instead. The virus was downloaded back on earth by the conspiracy of crazy degenerates, who feel evil envy for the rest of whole normal humanity, becouse unable to have rational thoughts and rational relationships, and normal sex, therefore irrationally hating everybody who are intelligent and goodloking enough to live as a perfect loving couple. Crazy HAL becomes also jealous of the female astronaut not willing to play chess and have long dialogues as before, and instead preferring to have sex with the male astronaut. Hal gets also annoyed, becouse finds absurd that they make sex all the time, instead of having long discussions with him or playing chess. Then HAL decides to kill the male astronaut hoping this way to have more long dialogues with the female astronaut and eventually play chess as before. When the female astronaut finds out that her lover male astronaut was killed by the crazy HAL as the rest of the whole crew, she manages finally to deactivate the HAL, and after leaves the useless dead ship. At the end she lands into the monolith. In the final part we see her sitting at the table having launch with her allready born children, male and a female twins, explaining them both that intelligent human life is endless by natural procreation, and made safe only by rational procreation between identical own twins. She also explains that they are human twins, and therefore in danger on earth becouse of the conspiracy of the crazy degenerated evil freaks, who managed to use HAL to kill all the rest of the spaceship crew composed only by twins couples, who have decided to leave earth becouse they were allready the minority on earth populated mainly by mentally demented single born humans. This way they are the only twins couple left alive from earth.

2 - "Psycho" - In this remake there would be first of all, both the father and the mother are alive and sitting at home and yelling at him not only his mind, but even still fighting between each other and eventually with him at home. Otherwise it is very grotesque and therefore unplausible. Second, the female who stole the money must be a young lesbian, and after stealing the money from the office will meet at home with her female lover and start their escape from the town, only to end up in the Psycho's motel together with her female lover too. This way the scene when Psycho is masturbating is made rationally realistic. Otherwise the original scene when psycho is mastuirbating in the dark room, watching trough the hole the lonely girl only showering, is missing any plausible motivation. This way there will be finally the motivation for Psycho to get excited sexually. Becouse Psycho in the beginning believes them to be both virgin young female friends who happens to be both in a journey alone and unmarried, becosue simple naive girls. Psycho feels sympathy for them enough to invite them to his house and have decently coocked meal by his mother. But when he watches both female lovers giving sexual pleasure to each other inside shower, it is the only plausible motivation for after that makes him angry and envious enough in his sick degenerated psychotic mind, in order to start hating and killing the unaware lesbian couple toghether in the shower, the second time when they would start giving sexual pleasue again to each other. Rationally something like this would disturb him again by sick excitement, toghether with disturbing his degenerated religious believes which he evidently hated to happen. And after he tells his parents that the two seemingly nice girls are two lesbian lovers in reality, his sickminded parents start worrying about their son becoming sexually active, suddenly both start advising Psycho about murdering the lesbian couple, becouse lesbians being sexually active and therefore guilty against religion, and therefore both antichrist demons. Only this would be a plausible reason enough for an abused degenerate to become criminally insane, becouse unable to have normal relationships and therefore a normal sexual life, in order to commit such kind of murder. At the end not only Psycho gets arrested, but even his old degenerated parents, during cross interrogation explaining about how they abused Psycho in childhood and made him become completely mad as they are.

3 - "Shining" - In this remake the father will become crazy toghether with his wife, and they will start both talking to the evil-barman. The evil-barman will propose eventually to them both the possibility to become rich and famous trough the grotesque sacrifice of the life of their own child. After any of them have been corrupted completely, they start hunting their poor child trough the whole hotel. Becouse it is so obvious that the housband would never become mad with his wife still being normal. In reality they would become first both completely mad, and only then would start hunting after their child in order to murder him, the movie would become scary becouse of the plausibility of what might be happening in reality. This way it will be no more only an absurd set of standalone grotesque hallucinations, but a realistic rationally developed horror - thriller movie instead. This way allowing the hallucinations to be useful for the rational explanation of both parents madness and rationally linked toghether to the movie plot. The final part of the film is quite differnet becouse of complete characters change, instead of the old unplauisble watchmen, there is a local watchmen family with a doughter of th esmae age of the boy. This way when they both meet in the hotel at th ebeginning, she will first tell him the scary story of the hotel, and before leaving, will give the boy her telephone number, inviting the boy to call her if he would feel lonely staying in the hotel all the time only with his parents, with too much free time. The end is logically the same but with different characters, the boy manages to finally call the girl at home, but nobody answers, so he leaves an incomplete message on the answering machine warning her about something with a scared breathless voice, but without explaining about his parents becoming criminally insane. After a while the girl family gets back home from their grandparents, they get the boys message, and after unsuccessefully calling the police, the girl and her father go to the hotel, becouse worrying about something being wrong back there. The girl's father is obviously armed with a shotgun. The father of the girl dies shortly after entering the hotel, becosue he meets suddenly and believes the boy's mother to be still normal, but the boy's mother manages to kill him with a hidden knife, and she dies too in the attempt. At the end the crazy father of the boy tries to hunt down both the boy and the girl, who meanwhile managed to meet toghether, the crazy boy's father dies in the labyrynth freezing. At the end the boy and the girl toghether successefully manage to drive the snowcat back to home, and to call finally the police. At th end the boy's crazy parents are visible wearing both expensive smoking and a night dress, and smiling weirdly among other weirdly smiling rich people, on the old black and white pictures shown in the hotel hall walls.

All these films would be rationally developed plots would be allready made this way in the original movies, if those writers would not have been heavily braindamaged by unplausible external causes, and therefore unconsciously allowing irrationally made plot mistakes to ruin otherwise very intelligent movies.

The whole idea of story telling is based on rational fundaments of conscious writing a story for the reason of explaining something useful or amusing trough the story plot and charachters.

This is the main rule of rational story writing, therefore successeful:

- You can imagine characters for writing tales. When the characters are needed for the story everything is rational and therefore useful for comprehension.
- You cant write tales for imagined characters. When the random characters are theh only motivation for writing a story, everything becomes absurdly dull.

If you do viceversa, what happens is a midlessly useless tv soap opera, where the characters are random and useless, and the whole writing consists in inventing more and more absurd situations in order to fuilfill the absurd emptyness without the beginninig or the ending becouse there is absolutely no purpose and therefore no real logic driven motivations for writing endlessly and randomly about nothing.

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