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What is the worst line you have ever heard in a movie?

For me, it was in JasonX (not my pick as a top movie).

quote; "It's alright...he just wanted his machete back!"


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Too many bad lines to mention -

'It was beauty killed the beast'
(Jack Black in 'King Kong'. The line wasn't THAT good in the original!)

'Who is your Daddy and what does he do?'
(Arnie in 'Kindergarten Cop')

'But I have to go to Toshee station to pick up some power converters!'
(Mark Hamill in 'Star Wars')

There's tons more, but I've got work to do. Will revisit this thread later.
 
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Originally posted by Duncan Black:


'But I have to go to Toshee station to pick up some power converters!'
(Mark Hamill in 'Star Wars')



This one may fall into the so-bad-it's-good category because of how he whines the line.
 
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Thought of another one -

Anything Bill Paxton says in Aliens or Predator 2.

That actor makes me cringe so much I feel like I need my buttocks surgically unclenched.
 
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Paxton was great in Weird Science-- especially when he was pile of steamy feces.

Worst line ever?

"Stop, or my mom will shoot."


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"Bad Boys 2" had lots and lots, but the one I can't seem to get outta my head is Will Smith's line: "This is off the chain!" when the bad guys are "throwing" cars at 'em. Terrible line. Terrible movie.


"I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!"
 
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Holy shit monkey boy you live in springfield, ohio thats my hometown wierd...

anyway

Plan 9 from outer space
"The sky to which she had once looked, was now only a covering for her dead body."
 
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Plan 9 from outer space
"The sky to which she had once looked, was now only a covering for her dead body."


Yeah Plan 9 is a goldmine of awesomely bad dialogue.
My personal favorite would have to be:
"One thing's for certain, Inspector Clay's dead. And somebody's responsible."
 
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From Bug(2007) -

"I am the super mother bug!"


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We were wasps with new wings, now we're bugs in the jar.

 
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The worst line in a movie that ive seen would be from the Da Vinci Code. "Yes, the more penises you have the higher your rank boys will be boys."
 
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The worst line in a movie that ive seen would be from the Da Vinci Code. "Yes, the more penises you have the higher your rank boys will be boys."


Thats not only a bad line, it's a strang one as well.


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I think you can just paste all the lines from all 3 Star Wars prequel movies in here.
 
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I completely agree - the dialog / plot / infantile premise and stories in the Star Wars 1,2,3 prequels disappointed a generation of fans - and therefore tops this list and so many other TOP TEN WORST LISTS.

But in particular when Anakin shouts out 'Nooooo' at the end of #3 I think it was... I started laughing in the theatre and i wasn't the only one.
 
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Originally posted by arob:
I completely agree - the dialog / plot / infantile premise and stories in the Star Wars 1,2,3 prequels disappointed a generation of fans - and therefore tops this list and so many other TOP TEN WORST LISTS.

But in particular when Anakin shouts out 'Nooooo' at the end of #3 I think it was... I started laughing in the theatre and i wasn't the only one.


Agreed (And I laughed at that too). I think Spider-Man 3 had some appalling dialogue. Particuarly this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDkWSQY2qhI&NR=1
 
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"I don't want to make you my bride and my widow on the same day." said from a guy in his death bed to his fiance. I don't know which movie it was from, but it was made for TV. Ugh.


 
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