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Originally posted by turtles run:
Pootie Tang.

absolute stinker.

No Way! Unintelligible Pootie, Chris Rock as a piece of corn, Wanda Sykes as a ho with a heart of gold, Pootie's belt that can deflect bullets and smack the taste out of your mouth, and David Cross in blackface? Pootie Tang was awesome in a horrible way.

Oh wow, I never thought I would hear that is movie is awesome in any way, shape, or form. Of course, we can all appreciate unique or "out-there" movies, but this one was a drag. It was only 70 minutes and it was a drag to watch! Maybe it's just me, but I believe everything in a film should do something, whether it be making then laugh or cry, but not leave them thinking "Huh!? Wa-da-tah?!!?". Of course, his ebonics which sound like they're mixed with down syndrome, might be the point and might even make some people laugh, just not for an entire movie!. But then maybe I just didn't get it.

"Sine Your Pitty On The Runny Kine

Waddah tah, my damie, waddah tah."

-- Pootie Tang


Words to live your life by.

This is not about just a movie of poor quality, like an amateur video, or a b-movie with cheerleaders, high school football players, nerds, and all that...
I am positive that the worst movie I ve ever watched is Shortbus... The most irritating about this movie is that lots of people have been bewitched and extatic over the way the creator dealt with the subject. My personal opinion is that a serious topic was viewed from the wrong angle, with bad acting, weak plot and everything was hidden behind the explicit sex scenes. It is a good chance to realise how often provocation is used to compromise lack of talent and inspiration. Probably, the creator has done some excellent, good, or bad works in the past, but would you please tell me, who of the extatic viewers that praise this crap would have bothered to watch this movie without the explicit sex scenes?

Here are my worst movie-theatre experiences (with the exception of #5, I walked out of all of 'em):

5. Candyman 2 - Y'know, when it comes to bad movies, my mind mind doesn't retain too much memory fot them. I honestly can't remember a single shot of this movie. I just remember not leaving the theatre b'cuz I was on a date at the time & we were watching this at her suggestion.
And I didn't want to be rude. Or maybe I just didn't want to lessen my chances of getting laid that night by criticizing her choice of film to see.
Or those two things the same thing?
And I can't even remember if I did end up gettin' any that night.
Forgettable movie, forgettable date, why am I still writing about it?

4. One of those goddamn Freddy Kruger movies. - I think that the quality was bad enough that it caused my brain to forget most of it, to the point that I can't remember which one it was. All I remember is that it was one of the sequels and that one of the blood vessels in my eyes popped because I wouldn't listen to it's silent yet violent twitching cries for mercy.

3. Battlefield Earth - I genuinely wanted to die during this movie.

2. Grafitti Bridge - Oh lord....

1. Thorr The Barbarian - the fact that it was spelled with 2 'r's should've been a tip off.

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Originally posted by The Mighty Celestial:
3. Battlefield Earth - I genuinely wanted to die during this movie.

No freakin' way! It was CAVEMEN FLYING HARRIER JETS!!!!!!!!!! That's not terrible, it's AWESOME!

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Originally posted by Monkey_Boy:

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Originally posted by The Mighty Celestial:
3. Battlefield Earth - I genuinely wanted to die during this movie.

No freakin' way! It was CAVEMEN FLYING HARRIER JETS!!!!!!!!!! That's not terrible, it's AWESOME!

I have to agree with Monkey Boy. Awesome.

'Vacancy' with Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale was awful. i reckon it was written by 3 10-yr old boys.

i absolutely hate the number 23 there is prolly worse movies i have seen but that is the worse i can remember
Edit: I remember a movie i hate more than anything and im probably gonna get some hate for it but 2001: A space odyssey is the worst movie i have ever seen along with the number 23

This is an old one, but as bad as it gets: "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" with the Bee Gees, Peter Frampton, and others who were ashamed upon its release.