I hope this thread doesn't exist already even though it probaly does. But anyways, my favorite quote is from Pulp Fiction. And it's not really a quote, its just every conversation that Jules and Vincent had together. But if I were to pick a certain line it would have to be "They call it a Royale with cheese."

lol nice!

Forest Gump

"My mamma says life is like a bunch of chocolates you never know what your gonna get"

lol i know dorky, right?

Mine might be...

"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf! Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object!"

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Mine might be...

"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf! Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object!"

Shark Sandwich = Shit Sandwich

This changes for me each time it is asked, as I remember certain films and those captivating moments of dialogue that are unforgettable. This one, though, is not so much a quote, but an expression. Who can forge Meg Ryan's "faked O" in When Harry Met Sally. Then again, Ryan's jaw-dropping performance would lose some of its power without the dear soul in a nearby booth that says to the waitress, "I'll have what she is having!" (By the way, I can't remember that actor's name though she was Mrs. Mitchell in "Denis the Menace" with Waltar Mathau.

The actress in the diner scene was none other than director Rob Reiner's mom, Estelle. In the theatre, that scene does usually draw extremely loud roars of laughter.

Joan Plowright (Mrs. Laurence Olivier) played Mrs. Mitchell in Dennis the Menace.

gone with the wind(1939)
scarlet-"as god is my witness, ill never be hungary again!"
rhet-"frankly my dear, i dont give damn.

ahh so many, it's hard to choose, these are the first that came to mind.

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

or

"Dirt doesn't need luck"

Anything from the Professor is gold.

"Life isn't that simple. I mean who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? It has nothing to do with either fear or love."

at the moment, reference my donnie darko signature.

also, i saw romance and cigarettes this weekend, and was really struck by gandolfinis delivery of
"just living til you die is hard work", which i think might be a Bukowski reference but i cant be sure, and i just don't have the energy to make research right now.

"I look at the head of a pin and see angels dancing." The Libertine starring Johnny Depp

"I bet a nickel."

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow."

sequence leading to:

"Come on baby, give me some sugar."

Army of Darkness (though anything that bruce campbell says in the evil dead trilogy is classic)

"I am not a concept, Joel. I'm just a fucked up girl looking for her own piece of mind. Don't assign me yours." - Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

I've got loads of favourite quotes from films.

'Groovy!' (Bruce Campbell - Evil Dead II)

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...' (Rutger Hauer - Bladerunner)

Q:'What kind of lunatic kills a man and jellies his face up in shaving foam?'
A: 'MY DAD!' (Bumbling cop in Sam Raimi's 'Crimewave', speaking to child)

'Party's over!' (Lionel in 'Braindead' - whilst brandishing lawnmower at a load of zombies)

'You're gonna need a bigger boat' (Roy Schneider, Jaws)

'If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nigger in a bowl of rice waiting to pop a cap in his ass' (Marcellis in 'Pulp Fiction')

'I ate some of their brains...' (Christain Bale in 'American Psycho')

'I admire it's purity' (Ian Holm in 'Alien')

'I feel like a pig shat in my head' (Richard E Grant, 'Withnail and I')

'That's no moon, it's a space station' (Alec Guiness, Star Wars)

I'll post more soon...

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I wish I could remember the speech at the end of 'Team America' - I love that bit.

It starts something like -

'Kim Chong is an asshole - the F.A.G are pussies, but we're all dicks.'

Can anyone remember the whole thing? It'll probably take up a whole page but it's very funny.

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I wish I could remember the speech at the end of 'Team America' - I love that bit.

It starts something like -

'Kim Chong is an asshole - the F.A.G are pussies, but we're all dicks.'

Can anyone remember the whole thing? It'll probably take up a whole page but it's very funny.

ROFL that's funny!

Another of my faves: "Mrs Dalloway, always throwing parties to cover that silence." - The Hours

oh shit i love Team America

forgot a quote

"It's alright, it's ok...there's something to live for! Jesus told me so!" -- Uncle Bill acting in Coven, from the documentary American Movie

"Get busy Living or get busy dying". Morgan Freeman from Shawshank Redemption.

"Jesus Christ! D'you nuts wanna play cards or do ya wanna fu@#$ jerk off?" R.P. McMurphy from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.