Aw, somebody's not wanting anyone to know they've seen this movie. Awesome Man actually had it in his Worst Movies list. Battlefield Earth

"We gotta make the best of it. Improvise. Adapt to the environment. I ching. Whatever, man. We gotta roll with it."

Collateral

"Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses."

OOOOh, I know it, but I'll let someone else have it. Great color choice !

Reservoir Dogs there.

A memorable exchange in a very depressing movie:

"2 on 1 gas."
"Somebody over at Arlington hobby said they never heard of a plane that runs on gasoline."
"Well mine does."
"He said it was impossible because--"
"I own a plane and it runs on gas and I wanna fly the thing right fucking now!"
"You don't have to yell."
"Well, I just want to buy 2 dollars worth of fucking gas! 2 on 1...2 on 1."

Hmmm... I think I have this one but I'm not sure.
Is it Love Liza?
"It smells of farts, my mother's farts"

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Originally posted by Monkey_Boy:
Aw, somebody's not wanting anyone to know they've seen this movie. Awesome Man actually had it in his Worst Movies list. Battlefield Earth

It's called "supression", dude. I forgot 95% of the film out of hard concentration of wishing that I never saw it.

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Hmmm... I think I have this one but I'm not sure.
Is it Love Liza?

Yep, that's it.

I think you stumped us, EI. Post up another one, if you could.

Haha, got it! My fellow Almodóvar fan has quoted Volver.

"The car is one hundred percent death proof, only to get the benefit of it honey...you need to be in my seat."

Grindhouse

"Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people."

Schindler's List

"We shook hands on it!"
"You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is...you need hands."

Emperors new Groove

"My wife is dead. High five."

Borat

"They need affection, and love, and someone to whom they will belong, and who will belong to them."

The Turn of the Screw, I think. It's been a few days so I figured I'd take a crack at it. If I'm right, here's mine. If not, than post another one Mark F, you've won!

"Boy, you ought to see these guys. They're a couple of beauties. One guy barely speaks, one thinks he's Jesus, & the other one, he's crazier than any of 'em."

Technically, mine was The Innocents, but since that's based on The Turn of the Screw, it may will be in that lousy Patsy Kensit movie too. So, yes, everybody use Monkey's quote above.

COME ON, GUYS!!! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MOVIE THIS LINE IS FROM!!!! IT'S DESCRIBING THE CHARACTERS!!!
Here it is, one more time:

"Boy, you ought to see these guys. They're a couple of beauties. One guy barely speaks, one thinks he's Jesus, & the other one, he's crazier than any of 'em."

Sounds vaguely familiar... but I can't place it, so this is just a stab in the dark:

Is it Dogma?

No,no,no! I know people have seen this, so I'll give another line from the same movie:

"We are all naked in the eyes of God!"

Ok, I'll take one more stab and embarass myself again before giving up.

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

I might be wrong, but at least I'm trying.

AT LEAST SOMEONE IS! But, no, that still isn't it. Fine, I guess I'll give in & give another. I just can't believe nobody remembers these lines from The Dream Team! Come on! You know? Michael Keaton, Peter Boyle, & Christopher Lloyd! It's One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, but funnier! Peter Boyle's character is the one that thought he was Jesus! If you ain't seen it, I suggest you do!

Okay, here's another one:

"That's my chair in there. You wanna know the truth? I can't fill it."
"Neither could I, if it makes you feel any better."