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Brilliant Film - Big trouble in Little China
How about: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"? |
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Snatch
Here you go....I am a baaaad man |
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Gone in 60 Seconds - superb
try this: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." |
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Gladiator
How about.....This is supposed to be a party...So Lets Party! |
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Back to the Future
Try: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part. |
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Team America
.....I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One. |
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Yes i have been forced to watch the chick flicks too - under the pretence that Nick Cage was in it!
City of Angels What about: "Hey, wouldn't a flyswatter be quicker?" |
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Karate Kid
.... never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin! |
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Scream
Try this one: "At least they died serving their country, send flowers to all their bitches and hoes" |
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Scary Movie 3
In China, you'd be dead already |
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Easy one - Leathal Weapon 4
how about this then: "Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands." |
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Mean Machine
.....All you have to do is cash this cheque for 1000 dollars, give me 300 dollars in cash and you make 700 dollars for nothing! |
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National Lampoons Vacation
Try: "No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare." |
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Loaded Weapon
...You read the Count of Monte Cristo lately? |
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One film that scares the crap out of me - SLEEPERS what about: "It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts. " |
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Airplane
....You could get killed walking your doggie! |
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HEAT - I think
what about: "Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is." |
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Horrible movie that I had the displeasure of watching a couple weeks ago. "The Fast and the Furious."
He insist we not fly just in case the Jews repeat their attack of 9/11. |
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Borat.
How about: What's the Soup Du Jour? It's the soup of the day. Mmmm. Sounds tasty. I'll have that. |
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Easy one! Dumb & Dumber
How's about this one? "Chefs do that." "I can't live the buttoned down life like all of you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Monkey_Boy?!" |
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